{"id":820,"date":"2016-05-04T22:12:46","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T03:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=820"},"modified":"2016-05-04T22:12:46","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T03:12:46","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/05\/04\/call-of-cthulhu-54\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 5\/4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your flashlights increase the level of visible squalor.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s right.  I probably wouldn&#8217;t be searching, because Gavigan lives at the end of my shotgun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Terrible housekeeper&#8230; doesn&#8217;t keep the books&#8230; oh yeah, tried to kill us&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He is frozen. There are no words. This unit has wound down.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If it was that one, she would be&#8230; well, like the fireplace.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well done.  Ashy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not asking you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, but you&#8217;re surrounded by smartasses.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know&#8230; Vodka, tonic, grenadine.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Your Egyptian is awesome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh good, this one speaks English.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So did the last one.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes, but she was a snake monster.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That doesn&#8217;t mean she can&#8217;t speak English.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bad seed.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That means something coming from you, asshole.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But then I wouldn&#8217;t have a shotgun coozy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So at this point, I&#8217;m thinking we&#8217;re dealing with a world-wide conspiracy of assholes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, he&#8217;s the first line of defense.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Ablative cultist!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Everyone crowd around.  I&#8217;m being useful.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Take pictures.  It may never happen again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Boy, you sure do got a lotta mouths.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I told you it&#8217;s dated yesterday.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you gonna write yesterday on it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Occult rolls?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are those like cinnamon rolls?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People don&#8217;t clear off an entire shelf for a single lump of coal, unless it was a very special Christmas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t give anything you want to any of these cultists!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you want to go&#8230; show Gavigan&#8230; the thing&#8230; we were talking about&#8230;?&#8221; *pause* &#8220;Do you want to shoot him now?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Until tonight, I had never shot at a man who didn&#8217;t shoot at me first. 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