{"id":827,"date":"2016-06-01T22:08:24","date_gmt":"2016-06-02T03:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=827"},"modified":"2016-06-01T22:08:24","modified_gmt":"2016-06-02T03:08:24","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/06\/01\/call-of-cthulhu-61\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 6\/1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I guess we should get hotel rooms.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Right.  What would we burn down if we didn&#8217;t have hotel rooms?&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Burning the junk down is a bad idea.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Harder to run away from.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It looks a lot less casual when you set it on fire and casually splash away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good call, sir.  Your placement here isn&#8217;t completely useless.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You might want your junk to be portable.  Maybe the size of your elephant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The old English-to-English translation trick&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The one Egyptian shipwright in all of Hong Kong&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I will never get a raise.  That bastard.  Not only am I being paid for eternal servitude, I&#8217;m being paid an unchanging wage!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Picking a name?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.  For my boat.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Does it mean &#8216;vodka cranberry juice?'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s nice to know the quality of plans hasn&#8217;t gone down in my absence.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Umm&#8230; is he wearing clothes under his crazy-man jacket?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If this is another snake man situation, we are never leaving the two of you alone in a room together again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I hope you kick his ass, because that casual sexism is just not acceptable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, now I don&#8217;t know which casual sexist I want to see knocked out!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe because he&#8217;s in the asylum because&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Keep reaching.  It&#8217;s out there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah, the explosives version of the asylum jailbreak.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, the other alternative is setting the building on fire and waiting for them to evacuate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, fireworks and a jackhammer is here&#8230; burning down the building is WAY over here&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s Chinese for junk.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Junk as in refuse, or junk as in junk?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is well-known that you learn as much from failure as from success &#8211; except in this game, where you only learn from success.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I guess we should get hotel rooms.&#8221; &#8220;Right. What would we burn down if we didn&#8217;t have&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-of-cthulhu-7th-edition","tag-masks-of-nyarlathotep","wpcat-26-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":828,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions\/828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}