“Sometimes, you need to shove a q-tip in your USB port.”
\n<\/p>\n
“With a sail-powered junk…”
\n“Junk flapping in the wind.”<\/p>\n
“Is this where we’re gonna start making jokes about the number of seamen…?”<\/p>\n
“I was waiting for the boys to get the seamen jokes out of their system.”<\/p>\n
“What are their names?”
\n“Don’t know, don’t care, and not important.”<\/p>\n
“What are the rules for clinging for dear life to a piece of debris in the middle of the Indian Ocean?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, shit. We left Hong Kong without burning down a hotel.”<\/p>\n
“He also mentioned the American quarter…”
\n“Yes, that would be a mistake.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, we found a happy person in Cthulhu? I don’t understand.”<\/p>\n
“Then I would have it forever, for all the other times that the wages of Chinese peasants in the 1920s is important…”<\/p>\n
“Fine, fine, burn the ether. I’ll find more.”<\/p>\n
“I’m really disappointed that arson is not in the investigator skills.”<\/p>\n
“He’s just making sure to aerate the tuberculosis.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not the worst thing you’ve had, ever…”
\n“But it’s heading that way.”<\/p>\n
“I have found a gambling hall that I have been informed that I am too nice of a gentleman to go in there, as I would get killed.”<\/p>\n
“Just do me a favor… throw someone through the door if there’s trouble.”<\/p>\n
“I hope the dice are in English.”<\/p>\n
“So you two walk into a building, before this gets any…”
\n“Stupider?”
\n“It was stupid to begin with.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s go gamble! I hope that isn’t something I was supposed to learn, because that’s not on my sheet…”<\/p>\n
“It’s the Ark of the Coveneant.”
\n“And they’re betting on who’s going to fall over when they open it.”<\/p>\n
“You should totally do this one. You’ve got a doctor with you; he’ll totally be able to cure you of the rabies.”
\n“We… uh… we don’t have that yet.”
\n“Shhh.”<\/p>\n
“You could come out with $20 and the bubonic plague!”<\/p>\n
“He goes in with cash in one hand and an antibiotic in the other. ‘All right, show me the jar! I don’t know what it is, but I’m willing to drink this penicillin to find out.'”<\/p>\n
“We need to leave.”
\n“This game is crazy.”
\n“Yes. And we should leave before you lose your organs.”<\/p>\n
“He says something florid to you.”
\n“Congratulations.”
\n“Refrigerate after opening.”<\/p>\n
“Once we’re outside, I’m going to open the box. I want to see what I won.”
\n“You sure you don’t want some ice first?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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