“Did you just say that all the attacks were sciatic?”
\n<\/p>\n
“I don’t remember being in Hong Kong.”
\n“That’s because we didn’t bur anything down.”<\/p>\n
“He’s gotta have a nicer bottle behind the bar, because what he gave me wasn’t.”<\/p>\n
“I remember poo jokes.”
\n“Why am I not surprised.”<\/p>\n
“So you’ve got a really pretty box. Can I see the pretty box?”
\n“We did take all the money out of it, right?”<\/p>\n
“What’s funny is, you got a box full of coins, which is NOTHING compared to the 5 million British pounds you guys have, which is nothing compared to the worth of Alice’s family. Money should mean nothing in this game.”<\/p>\n
“We should totally keep rising our lives for a handful of silver coins.”<\/p>\n
“The bloated woman? She should have more salt in her diet. That would take care of the problem.”<\/p>\n
“Chopped-up bits of Scottish fish. MacChum.”<\/p>\n
“Give him the box and get him to tell us everything he knows. Just… read us your page in the book.”<\/p>\n
“They’re in Chinese.”
\n“That’s ok. I can read Egyptian.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think we’re pumping people hard enough. We really have to get in there and just… ram it home.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just here to knock things out and keep you people alive, sometimes in that order.”<\/p>\n
“We have to burn down two things to make up for Hong Kong.”
\n“We’ll just have to burn down the whole concession.”<\/p>\n
“So yes, I’m looking for more boom for my stick, as it were.”<\/p>\n
“We’re looking at the Nyarlathotep in his guise of the Bloody Tongue.”
\n“No, we’re looking at the wolf on the other page.”<\/p>\n
“But we can build you a necklace of hand grenades, right?”<\/p>\n
“Were this D&D, sir, I would be neutral good.”<\/p>\n
“Or set on fire, were you a neutral evil building.”<\/p>\n
“I’d hate to see a werehouse – imagine the crinos on that thing!”<\/p>\n
“Achievement unlocked: arrive before anyone has set anything on fire.”
\n“Apparently that does not include my pants.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but then the person who steals the ledger isn’t here when we need the information.”<\/p>\n
“I have a date later.”
\n“How is that different from every other city we’ve been in?”<\/p>\n
“Might as well check the one that’s here while we’re here. Might be something to set on fire.”<\/p>\n
“No, I’m just fun-sized!”<\/p>\n
“Is this two dates for this evening?”
\n“Maybe.”<\/p>\n
“Secondarily, no one here looks like a frog, right?”<\/p>\n
“Scream once if you’re having a good time, twice if you need help.”
\n“What does three mean?”
\n“She needs help with her good time.”
\n“Or a stepstool.”<\/p>\n
“It’s Jason’s fault, with his stupid custard machine.”
\n[Old jokes never die…]<\/p>\n
“I’m not staying in the ship. Unless I’m already in the ship. In which case, dammit.”<\/p>\n
“No, now I’m thinking about fermented eyeball fluid.”<\/p>\n
“Doesn’t sound any worse than fermented goat milk.”
\n“No, it does.”<\/p>\n
“Well, you should have known that as a ship made of junk, a kitchen sink would only heal it.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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