{"id":834,"date":"2016-06-29T21:57:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-30T02:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=834"},"modified":"2016-06-30T10:55:06","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T15:55:06","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-629","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/06\/29\/call-of-cthulhu-629\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 6\/29"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We head back to the thus far unburned-down hotel.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So what do you think about investment properties in this area?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You should ask the accountant, next time he bothers to show up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you have Chinese at all?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, I heard it on a fortune cookie!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;She looks at you like a dog looks at a high-pitch noise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You remember when we got here, I suggested we should get a guide and translator&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Old people are doctors too!  Even women!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not in this time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is it suspicious when I walk with both hands behind my coat?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thac0 Thursday?  Where all of your rolls go one way, except the to hit roll, which goes the other way?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually, I don&#8217;t remember that you attacked very much.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I threw a maggot at something.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And the ritualistic altar?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Upstairs.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If he wants to think of himself as a short Chinese woman, who are you to say he&#8217;s not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We do.  We have a master list of books.  It&#8217;s with the accountant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good.  We needed a mastermind.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Let&#8217;s keep him this time.  Not brain him with a shovel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can it be my criminal network?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you speak Chinese.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No.  But that&#8217;s not insurmountable.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t know about the history of Chinese furniture?  Are you sure you&#8217;re ready to run this game?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think in the 20s, almost everything is flammible.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like that one: Cult of Burning Shit.  Not Burning *Shit*&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s a schism.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Dr. Mu works at the museum and gives us access to stuff&#8230; that we&#8217;re not supposed to burn&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So you are heading for the Shanghai Museum.  And you are looking for&#8230;?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The Shanghai Museum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is there a Spot Obvious?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll shoot most them, then the survivors can take us to the island.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t play the rat game; I merely observed.  I played the eye game.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;But you would have.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;Yes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s all just&#8230; jumbled lines.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now that you&#8217;ve handled it, the mother won&#8217;t take it back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did he die of mysterious causes?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;He was hacked to pieces and his arms removed.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That&#8217;s pretty mysterious!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Not at all.  The cult got him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course, zombies with arms aren&#8217;t quite the same as other zombies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why are you waving tasty brains around?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, Min?  Can they go&#8230; wait on my junk?  Those two.  For safety.  For later&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We never did talk to him, but Alice got a date&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s your appearance?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Bobbed dark blonde hair, trim, slim build, very fashion forward.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I think he means this number here&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We head back to the thus far unburned-down hotel.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-call-of-cthulhu-7th-edition","tag-masks-of-nyarlathotep","wpcat-26-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":838,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions\/838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}