{"id":839,"date":"2016-07-20T22:10:03","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T03:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=839"},"modified":"2016-07-27T19:58:11","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T00:58:11","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-720","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/07\/20\/call-of-cthulhu-720\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 7\/20"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He died of Wookiee.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, pause on that.  I don&#8217;t remember why we&#8217;re here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t emphasize enough how old this man is.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;So he&#8217;s eighteen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As an occasional arsonist&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, not my men.  My Min.  My translator.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They do, if you understand the meaning of the author.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The author was mad.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Then the spells will be spectacular.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry.  I&#8217;m not the GM, but I&#8217;m not going to allow that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m gonna rob your next character, you son of a bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;I&#8217;m trying to decide if I&#8217;m lying to you here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Alice, if we make it to Africa, can we not bring one of those home?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We can negotiate on the way.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8216;Never&#8217; gets me into so much trouble.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes.  I don&#8217;t believe we stopped in that state.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That is not entirely inaccurate&#8230; but it is wrong.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She just wants to be petted in a very specific place&#8230; and that didn&#8217;t sound right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe he&#8217;s whispering in subtitles.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You also burned a building down.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;In self-defense.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was one big thing we learned: gorillas fiddle-fart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rufus doesn&#8217;t have a G in it!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It does the way I spell it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Somebody&#8217;s watching my butt.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m walking right next to you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not one of us.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It seems there are a lot of people in this town looking for Mr. Brady.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It does seem to be a pasttime.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I find Jack Brady, I will pass along the message. 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