“I don’t recall so much running as walking with purpose…”
\n“And direction.”
\n“Away from the sound of gunfire.”
\n<\/p>\n
“For a minute there, I thought it said, ‘Ho Fong’s Testicles of Terror.'”<\/p>\n
“Oh! I thought you meant writing our own box text, because that’s the only way we’re going to accomplish this.”<\/p>\n
“Get out of the kilt! It isn’t a dog house!”<\/p>\n
“I’ve never had to google an insult before.”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to psychology that blink.”<\/p>\n
“What an asshole.”
\n“Yes. Have you not met my character yet?”<\/p>\n
“What is he feeding his pirhana? WHO is he feeding his pirhana?”<\/p>\n
“He was rifled once, and then I believe he was rifled again.”<\/p>\n
“Uhh… I brought you a sexy nannie for you both to take advantage of, if it’s that kind of relationship…?”<\/p>\n
“Do you have Chinese for dummies?”
\n“Yes, it’s called remedial school.”<\/p>\n
“This is written in fish.”
\n“I don’t see fish. Butterflies, maybe…”<\/p>\n
“I just penetrated that roll.”
\n“It’ll never walk the same.”<\/p>\n
“It’s hard to tell how many bodies there are when they’re jumbled like that. You really have to inventory…”<\/p>\n
“‘Understand at fault… procure… me…’ is what you understand.”<\/p>\n
“You have a police escort to go shopping?”
\n“Oh baby, you have no idea.”<\/p>\n
“He may understand 10% of English, but naked, he knows.”<\/p>\n
“Describe the giant bat.”
\n“I could not have heard that right.”<\/p>\n
“Does this smell like chloroform to you? Crap, I forgot.”<\/p>\n
“Do you have a spell that will erase a language from your memory? I don’t think I want to know what he’s saying anymore.”<\/p>\n
“If something’s slaughtering your prostitute, you turn tail and run away.”
\n“From experience?”<\/p>\n
“I have run away from at least three flower girl slaughters.”
\n“Also known as payments.”<\/p>\n
“Am I asking that right?”
\n“Linguistically, you’re right on the money. Culturally…”<\/p>\n
“While I have expressed misgivings regarding her lifestyle, I have grown quite fond of Miss Pierpont…”<\/p>\n
“Murderers. How they waste the entire day.”<\/p>\n
“We’ll just get a note from this guy and shove it in the hole.”<\/p>\n
“We can hit the hole on the way home.”<\/p>\n
“The living man’s home. The maybe living man’s home.”
\n“The possibly living man’s home.”
\n“The hopefully living man’s home.”<\/p>\n
“Then you’re a fantastic chef and a slum lord! I think that’s okay.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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