{"id":845,"date":"2016-08-03T22:15:19","date_gmt":"2016-08-04T03:15:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=845"},"modified":"2016-08-10T19:58:49","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T00:58:49","slug":"call-of-cthulhu-83","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2016\/08\/03\/call-of-cthulhu-83\/","title":{"rendered":"Call of Cthulhu, 8\/3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a tree, not a monster.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;That one is a spider climbing over a house&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She had her tied to the police?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know, but I wasn&#8217;t surprised that Alice tied Minh to the police.  There was probably a bedpost involved.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I mean, how many warehouses could they be in&#8230; where are we?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Shanghai.  In the warehouse district.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hard success.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Standard success.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I believe we&#8217;re in Shanghai.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, none of them are wearing tails, but I figure that&#8217;s because they don&#8217;t respect their profession.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So what you&#8217;re saying is that this place is highly flammible.&#8221;  *pause*  &#8220;I&#8217;ve been following along on Twitter!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My problem is with you talking about things being flammible.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You burn down one village&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We believe one of your boxes may have a Chinese woman in it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, what are we actually saying?  Because I don&#8217;t think we should use any of my ideas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can we Charm through a translator?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t know; we have a very charming translator.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Flowery is not the correct word.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I conveyed the important points.  Come on.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You deflowered it.  By which I mean, you took advantage of it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Anybody in the group that has Psychology can psychology that I just pooted a little bit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The size of your truck depends on how many cultists you have to drive around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So&#8230; I&#8217;m thinking about doing something stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, this is not a game for miniatures.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Where would be the nearest piece of cover?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The truck.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;No, the Frenchman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He drops to the ground with a belly wound.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We now call him Donut.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It is a small caliber pistol, so the whole muzzle is probably up his nostril right now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I felt it inappropriate to fire before the officers.  Then that&#8217;s &#8216;murder.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If Jun is heading out there&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s a live firefight.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m not following him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You shot cultist #2, who was his long-time friend.  They went to cult school together.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s going to dodge, because nobody likes to die.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You begin the three year process of turning the gun on this man who&#8217;s standing there with his hands open.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, he needs a shotgun to his head.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m liking my file cabinet right about now.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;File cabinet&#8217;s a good idea.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She was warned that it might be dangerous.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And that&#8217;s why she brought policemen with her.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;And we haven&#8217;t gotten them killed yet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not going to say the loud expletive?  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I forget.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.  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