“Are you talking about Jason and Bryan?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“I wasn’t even part of the conversation, and I knew where we were.”
\n<\/p>\n
“You know, of all the things I’ve been blamed for, that’s one of the least bad.”<\/p>\n
“Why do we have to see Bruce Wayne’s parents die twice in the movie?”<\/p>\n
“I might argue that your problem is Luchador: the Role-Playing Game.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right; I can partially understand him. And… I failed.”<\/p>\n
“You know, I want to see how she turns out with her two gay dads.”
\n“Who are cousins.”<\/p>\n
“Actually, your character spent a lot of time on this junk. Spot, please.”
\n“I did a lot of eye averting when I was on this junk.”<\/p>\n
“Did you put more spells in your head?”<\/p>\n
“He works for an import-export company that would be interested in bat men.”
\n“I don’t think that’s been invented yet.”
\n“A batman is a military butler.”<\/p>\n
“I asked a question, and all I got was a steaming pile of bullshit.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we’re not talking about the bat train; I’m talking about the tongue trail.”<\/p>\n
“And I believe tonguing Kenya was next.”<\/p>\n
“Um. Two things: I know that Alice has liquor, so I go and get liquor.”<\/p>\n
“I spend the rest of the night pacing, both because I’m not going back to sleep, fuck a bunch of that, and because I’m concerned that someone is bleeding.”<\/p>\n
“Does she look herself?”
\n“No. She’s wearing… tweed?”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t say the drink was terrible; I mean the experience of getting the drink was horrible.”<\/p>\n
“I find the most uncomfortable place to lean.”<\/p>\n
“Shut up. Everyone shut up. Every time I wake up and people talk to me, it’s bad.”<\/p>\n
“The good news is, you’re going to get to keep the leg.”
\n“Ow.”
\n“The bad news is, it’s hamburger.”
\n“Ow. Do you have any more of that chloroform.”<\/p>\n
“I’m really glad I realized what you said, because if you were looking for Minh’s clothing, I would have had to stop you.”<\/p>\n
“The Cthulhu Yacht Club: the jackets made out of human skin.”<\/p>\n
“That’s not so much a witness as a second victim.”<\/p>\n
“It’s very hard to bribe someone through a translator.”
\n“You should try intimidating someone some time, especially when they just say, ‘He’s going to say mean stuff to you.'”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to speak to the monkeys.”
\n“…I cannot have heard that right.”<\/p>\n
“Her rendition could have been more wooden if she was reading it.”<\/p>\n
“So not only was the witness not a witness, but the witness to the witness was not a witness.”<\/p>\n
“I have a hatchet, and I’m not afraid to tear my clothes, because I have a seamstress kit.”<\/p>\n
“That was running, not chasing.”
\n“It’s the same. Chasing is just running in the other direction.”<\/p>\n
“My only concern is that Alice might be in it.”
\n“You guys are shooting at it! How concerned can you be?!”<\/p>\n
“Are you translating this? I said bang-bang-bang.”<\/p>\n
“There might be a little screaming.”<\/p>\n
“No, no, he’s persuading. Shotgun is very persuasive.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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