“You know, we don’t have to split the party. We could all run.”
\n<\/p>\n
“You know, knowing the names of these things doesn’t help.”<\/p>\n
“Constance looks at it for a moment, nods resolutely to herself, and heads back to the door.”
\n“And that is what it looks like when somebody nopes the fuck out.”<\/p>\n
“Nope, we can’t shell it. There’s innocent people here.”
\n“You think they’re innocent?”<\/p>\n
[following hand gestures clearly meaning ‘kill him’]
\n“I have to – ”
\n“No, you don’t. Kill. Him.”<\/p>\n
“And nobody wants confused balls.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right! He was the shotgun coozy.”<\/p>\n
“That one burns so much, your character in Ravenloft gets 10 xp.”
\n“That one burns so much, my character in Wraith gets Angst.”<\/p>\n
“You… are both in melee with him. How lovely.”<\/p>\n
“I Princess Bride my way down the hill.”<\/p>\n
“And there’s a frog person. It seems to be just as surprised to see you as you are to see it.”
\n“And I pull the trigger.”<\/p>\n
“I will hold my fire and let her get past.”
\n“Thank you.”
\n“Maybe not to cover, but I’ll let her get past.”<\/p>\n
“I let out a very manly, appropriately British girlie scream.”<\/p>\n
“In that that’s where I keep it, not that I want to get into my pants.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t do it!”
\n“Do it! It can’t get any stupider!”
\n“That’s a failure of imagination on your part.”<\/p>\n
“No, no, I still think there are people with guns chasing me.”
\n“There are!”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to try to remove the spells from the fish-man.”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to have to stop for groceries on the way back to England.”<\/p>\n
“He has pockets?”
\n“He was wearing a suit!”
\n“I thought he meant swimsuit.”<\/p>\n
“We’ve already got a puddle of shoggoth; we don’t need any more shit.”<\/p>\n
“It makes a loud screeching noise. We both stop and cuss.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t command your peons from a cubicle.”
\n“You’ve never been in Corporate America.”<\/p>\n
“Really? And I thought I was arrogant.”
\n“No, he’s just well-funded.”<\/p>\n
“You’re of a similar gender. Search her!”<\/p>\n
“I really only adequately search corpses.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, your character may not know that you can’t get a spark plug out of a steam engine.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t start with me, humans. There’s only three of you left.”<\/p>\n
“Quickly, but casually, so as to not arouse any suspicion – but still get the fuck out.”<\/p>\n
“It’s called landing; there should be land involved.”<\/p>\n
“You know what rowboats don’t do well with?”
\n“Vicky?”
\n“Grenades.”<\/p>\n
“You’re being chased. By rowboats, granted, but you are being chased.”<\/p>\n
“So a rifle round is going to come in, meet some stuff, and leave.”<\/p>\n
“So I will find out whether it’s possible, in Call of Cthulhu, to kill a 90 foot yacht with a machine gun.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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