“They were invited to exit their vehicle.”
\n“Quite hastily.”
\n“With lead invitations.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Some of us were retreating in a madcap manner, screaming and fleeing, mostly in the direction of England.”<\/p>\n
“I was saving innocents. Since that went badly, this character doesn’t care about innocents.”<\/p>\n
“How many hit the boat?”
\n“Eighty-five… A hundred and five… A hundred and twenty seven.”<\/p>\n
“Mmm… it’s a stealth boiler.”<\/p>\n
“Is everything okay up there?”
\n“Yeah. I think [the boat] has a flat tire…”<\/p>\n
“Is that supposed be there? I’m not familiar with these ‘sea cars’, as I call them.”<\/p>\n
“Botch hidden.”<\/p>\n
“You see two Japanese sailors loping towards you.”
\n“Loping is bad. LOPING IS BAD.”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry, one is using a short metal club. The other is attempting to fist-fight a shotgun.”<\/p>\n
“He attempts to parry your switchblade with his tongue.”<\/p>\n
“I will load once, and then unload once.”<\/p>\n
“The big guy is currently headless.”
\n“God, I hope that stopped him.”<\/p>\n
“We didn’t bring an interpreter. We don’t speak fish.”<\/p>\n
“They know the plan is to blow up the volcano, so it’s their responsibility to get out of the blast radius.”<\/p>\n
“We followed the adage ‘women and butlers first.'”<\/p>\n
“This begins the scenario I like to call ‘Alone in the Dark.'”
\n“No, we’ll be holding hands.”
\n“You’ll be holding hands with something…”<\/p>\n
“As you realize that someone has lost their life and been incorporated into some sort of horrible sigil.”<\/p>\n
“I will insert myself between Alice and it and try to remove the spells from its head.”<\/p>\n
“I will shoot it, see how it likes them apples. It likes them just fine.”<\/p>\n
“I will spend sanity and will to make that boat go all the way to England.”<\/p>\n
“I’m considering going back for it. Y’know, fuck Eldridge; I just want the monkey hatchet.”<\/p>\n
“There’s a naked sailor somewhere on board.”
\n“That’s not necessarily a problem for me.”<\/p>\n
“How was this set up while we were upstairs?!”
\n“They’re industrious.”<\/p>\n
“If you don’t diversify, they’re going to out-cult you.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to desecrate anything I come across.”
\n“So you’re going to pee on it?”
\n“I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that.”<\/p>\n
“That’s… fine. He can have no lips and eyelids.”<\/p>\n
“…Showing the walls in all their horror.”
\n“Nope. Not looking. The exit is right there.”<\/p>\n
“Is it dead people smeared all over the walls?”
\n“Are you looking?”
\n“Nope. I’m just curious.”<\/p>\n
“Is there a porthole?”
\n“No! No portholes! No – oh. For grenades?”<\/p>\n
“Do we have another navy lying around? I mean, we had one…”<\/p>\n
“So that’s the plan: we’re going to take the spark plugs out of the rocket.”<\/p>\n
“I just want it known that I think this is a bad, bad idea.”
\n“It’s a terrible idea.”<\/p>\n
“This is a volcano, not a missile silo.”<\/p>\n
“Who said anyone’s leaving?”
\n“Optimism. Optimism says we could potentially leave.”<\/p>\n
“I have many fine qualities. I did not say map-making was one of them.”<\/p>\n
“They might have coffee and cupcakes.”
\n“No. They probably have caviar they’re trying to raise.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t you have the keys? And all of the spark plugs? And possibly a pocket full of gas?”<\/p>\n
“Do you just give your grenade to any random stranger lying on the beach?”
\n“He has nice shoulders!”<\/p>\n
“Let’s continue with our terrible, terrible idea.”
\n“Let’s see if we can get Darryl’s character killed tonight.”<\/p>\n
“Look, I just rolled experimentally. I wasn’t really expecting to succeed.”<\/p>\n
“Sea spiders? Do you really want to fight sea spiders?”
\n“No, but that’s not depressing.”<\/p>\n
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