“You just need to embezzle all the Fun Bucks.”
\n<\/p>\n
“So you’re worried you may be taken from the local Fun Committee…”
\n“And moved into the umbrella group. I may get promoted in the Fun Committee.”<\/p>\n
“And the answer, Jason, is that there is no trident that lets you talk to fish in Ravenloft. Mostly because they’re useless, because dead fish tell no tales.”<\/p>\n
“I’m all for continuing. I thought it was a bad idea to begin with…”
\n“And it’s not going to get any less bad.”<\/p>\n
“Find little bits of you all splashed – splashed, I say – up against the wall.”<\/p>\n
“You know what they say in France? The best place to be when a bomb goes off is somewhere where you can go, ‘What the hell was that?'”<\/p>\n
“You weren’t here when we left the boat, were you?”
\n“No.”
\n“Going back is not an option.”<\/p>\n
“Great. Brine and butthole.”<\/p>\n
“And the boiling pool is… uh…”
\n“Full of eyeballs. We’re not going there.”<\/p>\n
“If it comes to it, do you want me to kill you?”
\n“No, I want him to kill me.”
\n“I do it better.”
\n“He’s family.”<\/p>\n
“It’s made of gold and stone; I’m not sure how it’s going to burn.”
\n“Volcano.”
\n“Then we’re going to get that weird blowtorch thing you were looking at and melt it slowly.”<\/p>\n
“I… have an idea.”
\n“Your hesitance makes me think it’s worse than normal.”<\/p>\n
“I told you it was full of eyeballs.”
\n“You didn’t mention the mouths…”<\/p>\n
“Constance, we’ll keep him busy while you go put that in the volcano.”
\n“That’s very large. I’d have to go find a trolley.”
\n“Guy, we’ll keep him busy while you go put that in the volcano.”<\/p>\n
“If he runs – I don’t know whether to say stop him or follow him.”<\/p>\n
“And he’s going to dive behind a metal table, all John Wu-like.”
\n“So he’s going to do it six times, three times in slow motion?”
\n“And there will be doves.”<\/p>\n
“Save yourselves; save France.”
\n“I’m not saving France. In fact, I’m mailing this glowing green thing TO France.”<\/p>\n
“Here, let’s academically roll the dice… That actually would have worked.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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