“I have half a character concept for when Guy dies. Not if, Guy. Uh… when…”
\n<\/p>\n
“Half of that sentence was unnecessary.”<\/p>\n
“Guy started an exciting new career as a bullet sponge.”<\/p>\n
“Awesome. I could use some sushi skills on the fish that keep attacking us.”<\/p>\n
“The tip of which is missing.”
\n“Hopefully forever.”
\n“Wellll… fifteen or twenty minutes.”<\/p>\n
“So like Mickey Mouse wearing a dunce cap.”<\/p>\n
“I wasn’t here before. At least, not sanely.”<\/p>\n
“I mean, you don’t have a reason to have your gun out right now. I mean, you’re just walking around in a volcano lair full of monsters…”<\/p>\n
“Did you say low-hanging fruit? Are you shooting them in the balls?”<\/p>\n
“You shot the backpack, he looked worried. You shot him, and he started really, really rethinking this whole ‘I want to live’ thing.”<\/p>\n
“Keep in mind that it’s a floating ball of tentacles, but now it’s got a kind of sickly blue glow, like it’s et its Wheaties.”<\/p>\n
“He’s going to attempt to dodge, because no one likes getting shot.”
\n“I do!”
\n“I’ll keep that in mind.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just sing that to the dog?”
\n“Yes, I did.”<\/p>\n
“That’s a botch. Does he fall into the damage?”<\/p>\n
“I don’t do math well. 110, 140, close enough.”<\/p>\n
“And all this time, you guys have been blaming Yammy for the math errors.”<\/p>\n
“And then there’s Aubrey, who is currently in a guns vs. tentacle fight.”<\/p>\n
“He said, ‘You got whatever they gave you,’ and nobody spoke up, so I have a club.”<\/p>\n
“Seventeen more for good measure. He won’t stop shrieking.”<\/p>\n
“I have a stick and 20 strength.”
\n“Twenty?! I think you chose poorly.”<\/p>\n
“Who’d have guessed – you’re nearly dead and you went back for the doctor.”<\/p>\n
“The one next to the throne did something else.”
\n“Yes. It flushed the toilet.”<\/p>\n
“Oh good. I thought you were going to vomit on me. Because I would have fired.”<\/p>\n
“Are you fighting heiress and shotgun?”<\/p>\n
“Because there were a couple of them that were unredeemable.”
\n“Right. I generalized.”<\/p>\n
“Hildebrand has moved into a realm of greater good.”
\n“Which involves a lot of shotgunning people.”<\/p>\n
“I figure if anyone should be moving around explosives, it’s the guy closest to death.”<\/p>\n
“Step one: first aid rarely involves a dead cat.”<\/p>\n
“All the instructions said to use catgut, so I assumed if you used the whole thing…”<\/p>\n
“As you get farther and farther away, you see the cone of the volcano begin to smoke distressingly…”<\/p>\n
“Turns out, we sabotage with extreme prejudice.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, no, that even goes beyond the scale of me. The cultists have enough toys; they don’t need a Japanese imperial warship.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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