“We have not yet reached a consensus on the gallivanting.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Sure, there’s a giant bat-thing murdering you right now, but I’m almost done.”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure that we’re such lousy investigators that they’re all getting away.”<\/p>\n
“My English is not that good, but I do not believe that’s correct.”<\/p>\n
“I have a bird cage.”
\n“For your toilet paper?!”<\/p>\n
“I think we mostly sat in France and threw artillery shells.”
\n“Yes, thank you for that, by the way.”<\/p>\n
“We go around the world, half-fixing things and leaving messes, and then there’s a strike team that comes along behind and cleans things up.”<\/p>\n
“We should probably throw in a little extra as a ‘sorry for getting your cousin eaten.'”
\n“No.”
\n“I’m not sure it’s been proven that that the cousin was eaten.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, I wanted to mercy-kill you.”
\n“Yeah, you had a plan. Thanks a lot.”<\/p>\n
“That says Sand-Bat, not Man-Bat.”
\n“It never was Man-Bat.”
\n“Oh.”<\/p>\n
“But that’s good.”
\n“It is, but we’re likely to poke it with a stick.”<\/p>\n
“The ledger we’ve never seen?”
\n“The one he’s religiously hoarded?”<\/p>\n
“Which, you’ve gotta admit, at the end of the day he’s probably the guy with the most achievable goals.”
\n“Being willing to die? Yeah.”<\/p>\n
“Stir into the skid.”
\n“Stir?”
\n“Stir. I don’t know why I said stir instead of steer, but I did.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I think we’re outside, aren’t we?”
\n“You said you walked in.”<\/p>\n
“Can you make a guess as to how big it is based on what’s inside of it?”
\n“Well, considering what it contains doesn’t exist in this reality, sure!”<\/p>\n
“Is it bigger than a breadbox? Is it smaller than a Volkswagen?”<\/p>\n
“I am literally just describing the crate I stole and shipped the parts to France.”<\/p>\n
“Well, yeah, I’ll do it as quietly as I can – monkey hatchet style.”<\/p>\n
“It doesn’t sound like anything we’ve seen or read about before. It’s a new horrific thing.”
\n“New continent, new horrific thing.”<\/p>\n
“Is Hildebrandt questioning him or hitting on him?”<\/p>\n
“Do you speak, or do you simply not speak to me?”<\/p>\n
“When did you save my life?”
\n“You had to be there.”<\/p>\n
“Did you save my life by not killing me? Because that doesn’t count.”<\/p>\n
“So all you’ve really done is delay the death of other people, so that’s not a positive or negative for me.”<\/p>\n
“What you’re doing is you’re marking them for death with your efforts.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I don’t know how you’re having this conversation. You went off to buy cabbages.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, you were asking if I relayed the information. I relay it to everyone but the Frenchman. Even the German, who we just met.”<\/p>\n
“Can I buy you some new Cool Whip, Pete?”
\n“You’re saying it wrong.”
\n“Can I buy you some new Cool Whip, Cheryl?”<\/p>\n
“I’m asking you-player, not you-character.”<\/p>\n
“As opposed to when they move it and the gently-put-together crate falls apart and cabbages fall out?”<\/p>\n
“It should rain more here. Maybe Cthulhu can help with that.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to succeed without spending points, and sigh deeply at once again going into dangerous situations with people who cannot fucking stealth.”<\/p>\n
“You realize the idol is 3 foot tall? That’s a lot of cabbages! You’re going to look like some kind of weird vegetable burgler!”<\/p>\n
“Just know that if you have insufficient cabbages, I’m setting it on fire.”
\n“Who decides what constitutes sufficient cabbages?”<\/p>\n
“Meanwhile, in the office, I look up from my cabbage. ‘What?'”<\/p>\n
“What did you do?”
\n“I used mechanical repair…”<\/p>\n
“I feel like Pete won the role-playing lottery here.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t realize we were playing Betrayal at Warehouse Hill.”<\/p>\n
“What was the deal with the light?”
\n“Mnyahnyunuh.”
\n“You’re pretty sure that was Chinese.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, we have an SOP?”
\n“Fire.”
\n“Flames.”
\n“Two times! I did that two times!”<\/p>\n
“Is there anything metal in this office?”
\n“I don’t know; I think Cthulhu is pretty metal.”<\/p>\n
“Take the box, leave the cabbages?”<\/p>\n
“Or it could be part of a complex mating ritual.”
\n“No.”<\/p>\n
“There’s a fine line between drunken revelers and angry mob.”<\/p>\n
“Then I will politely set the idol on fire and get out of there.”<\/p>\n
“Do I get 30 points for everything I set on fire?”<\/p>\n
“It’s the same symbol as was on the side of the box that held your thing.”
\n“It’s still on the side of your box.”
\n“And it still hides your thing.”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to keep an eye on Randolph, the guy who owns the warehouse. The guy who’s clearly in league with evil?”
\n“Can we just go to a bar instead?”<\/p>\n
“Excuse me, madamoiselle. I ordered red wine, and you seem to have brought me some sort of red piss.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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