“Oh, now I remember why we were in the bar. Now that my character doesn’t.”
\n<\/p>\n
“He’s human. Distantly related.”<\/p>\n
“I am not Chinese.”
\n“I thought you were Chinese.”
\n“Yes. I am Chinese.”<\/p>\n
“B.F. Bro-fister.”
\n“Is he related to Steve West?”<\/p>\n
“Bat Frogs.”
\n“No. No bat frogs.”
\n“Bat Fish.”
\n“No. No bat fish.”<\/p>\n
“Bitch Face. Robert Bitch Face McKinsey.”<\/p>\n
“So I go like this all the time. People might think I’m weird, but they’re not afraid.”<\/p>\n
“I was about to say – I’m not entirely sure who the alien is.”<\/p>\n
“We’re having dinner. He’s going to regale us with tales of his adventures… and shit.”
\n“Is he?”<\/p>\n
“Nope, you’ve got the same expression. I’m pretty sure you’re getting the same thing I am.”<\/p>\n
“Every time we go shopping, we get attacked by assassins, so that sounds like a good idea.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not dress shopping.”
\n“No, but he is. It’s the best way to draw out the assassins.”<\/p>\n
“But it also means I’ve never gone missing in the middle of Africa.”
\n“That’s why I have two guns.”<\/p>\n
“I hear there’s rain down in Africa.”<\/p>\n
“Wait. Are you fighting in a canoe or with one?”
\n“He could be fighting a canoe.”
\n“In a canoe. Canoodling, if you will.”<\/p>\n
“I will probably find equivalencies to ‘this is Africa and I don’t like it’ clothing.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve never seen a mule bar.”<\/p>\n
“The worst part is, you can’t un-see a mule bar.”<\/p>\n
“Wow, that’s a really sexy mule.”<\/p>\n
“Well, that truck is really sexy and I can have sex with that woman.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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