“I’m not a street urchin. That would require I live on a street.”
\n<\/p>\n
“The question is, what are you going to do about the spider under the rock?”
\n“Dinner.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, a cotton negligee is only 88 cents.”
\n“…You have a cotton negligee? What?”<\/p>\n
“Ok, I don’t see… pants.”<\/p>\n
“I can’t drive either one of them, but I can’t fix a horse.”<\/p>\n
“Well, the last time I took a wrench to a horse, it ended poorly. I couldn’t find the gearbox.”<\/p>\n
“Doesn’t matter if it’s high or low, so go right for the middle.”<\/p>\n
“Dead men.”
\n“Dead men. Doesn’t get more descriptive than that, does it.”<\/p>\n
“May I read that paper.”
\n“One more word before the question mark.”
\n“Now?”<\/p>\n
“I’m trying not to be disruptive.”
\n“I’ve got that sewn up.”<\/p>\n
“My appearance score is a 15.”
\n“Was there an accident?!”<\/p>\n
“I am as ugly as possible in this game without causing damage from ugly.”<\/p>\n
“If only one of them were a PC that we could communicate with…”<\/p>\n
“Ten thousand years ago.”
\n“That’s a long time ago. I don’t remember that far back.”<\/p>\n
“Is your knowledge of time as precise as your knowledge of space? Is months a metaphor?”<\/p>\n
“It’s most unfortunate about the other 74 people not having names…”
\n“They had names! What were they?”<\/p>\n
“There were actually 100 people tied to the tracks, but the first 75 stopped it.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve actually given us the answer, Bryan: if they were tied up sequentially, they were all Bills.”<\/p>\n
“He was a tragic caveman.”<\/p>\n
“I should have just walked in and said, ‘Show me the weirdest motherfucker you’ve got in town.'”<\/p>\n
“Is there anything we’re lacking?”
\n“There’s a lot of things we’re missing.”<\/p>\n
“I’m charming.”
\n“I noticed.”<\/p>\n
“I am not charming.”
\n“I noticed.”<\/p>\n
“You know, it says this guy is completely insane, but you might be giving him a run for his money.”<\/p>\n
“I’m very sane. I’m just German.”<\/p>\n
“I would be very interested to see what you have in the shed, unless it’s my demise, in which case I would not be interested to see what you have in the shed.”<\/p>\n
“Look, I’ve gotten us out of the room… and into the killing shed!”<\/p>\n
“If we could just get the bats to stop chewing on the elevator cable.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the 1920s. Everyone’s digging in the Depression.”<\/p>\n
“Yes. There’s a mirror at the bottom of the hole, and there are a bunch of white people staring back at you.”
\n“This is the worst practical joke ever.”<\/p>\n
“That’s where I keep my universe.”
\n“In your old, dirty sack?”<\/p>\n
“Funny, that’s where I keep my nightmares.”
\n“In his old, dirty sack?”<\/p>\n
“We’re gonna take a tour of the terrible places in the Australian Outback.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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