“I’ve broken his will to snark.”
\n<\/p>\n
“To be fair, it is possible to denote a person and their parasite separately.”
\n“Like Jason and Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“A symbiotic parasitic relationship?”
\n“That’s why they both need wives, because someone has to support this system.”<\/p>\n
“She doesn’t understand you; she pities you.”<\/p>\n
“I have to say, Jason – the dog gets certain allowances. You may not lick my wife’s elbows.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just say ‘you humans’?”<\/p>\n
“I did not realize that two hundred years ago, cows were allowed to drive.”<\/p>\n
“What did you kill it with?”
\n“Violence.”<\/p>\n
“It has been eight years since Kacey’s characters have gone into a circle.”
\n“It’s been longer than that.”<\/p>\n
“I feel like everything bad in your life can be connected to a sentence that contains the word fun.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just lick my pants?”
\n“Better the dog than Jason.”
\n“Better your pants than your elbow.”<\/p>\n
“Has your fur always been loose?”
\n“What the hell?”<\/p>\n
“The problem is that the instructions weren’t very explicit, and Pete’s character is a moron.”<\/p>\n
“Have you ever tried to get a cow to carry one of these in their pockets? They won’t do it. Kangaroos will carry it in their pockets, but not cows.”<\/p>\n
“We can get in and out faster if we avoid distractions.”
\n“Bryan, you’ll have to leave.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t say I was the best climber out there. I just said I wss better than you assholes at 20.”<\/p>\n
“Can I tell anything about him?”
\n“He’s dead.”
\n“That was kind of implied by the word corpse.”<\/p>\n
“Where did you come from?”
\n“My house is in Kunkudgery.”
\n“And…?”<\/p>\n
“And the image of Buckley fades out.”
\n“Can I have your flask?”<\/p>\n
“If you commit a murder, you’re going to leave your bedroll behind. It’s just common sense.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I gave you a whole list of skills to try. It’s not my fault you don’t have them.”<\/p>\n
“Then why are we here?”
\n“It sounded better than Africa.”
\n“I think it sounded closer than Africa.”<\/p>\n
“Dale, you’re a terrible liar. Was there a ghost?”
\n“Uhh… You’re right. I am a terrible liar.”<\/p>\n
“You’re an alien from a million years in the future inhabiting the body of a Chinese man, and this is what’s unrealistic?”<\/p>\n
“So why are there animals that have fallen down this hole when there’s jerky down the other one?”<\/p>\n
“…You see the entire floor of the cave undulate.”
\n“Nope!”<\/p>\n
“Have you met the snakes in Australia?”
\n“Have you met the Frenchmen in France?”
\n“Yes, but we aren’t throwing dynamite at them.”<\/p>\n
“Technically we didn’t explore that cave. We saw snakes and left.”
\n“Do you want to explore it?”
\n“Nope.”<\/p>\n
“Do your balls feel ok?”
\n“Yup. All three of them.”<\/p>\n
“The door to the largest building opens.”
\n“The outhouse?”
\n“It’s so you can poop with company.”
\n“It’s for when you give two shits.”<\/p>\n
“Can I beat it out of him?”
\n“I’d allow it.”<\/p>\n
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