“You came in at the very worst part of this conversation.”
\n“There’s never a good time in these conversations.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Well, we don’t know. He hasn’t named any miniatures ‘Allegory’ yet.”<\/p>\n
“If you guys were waiting on me to begin, that shows a lack of good judgement on your part.”<\/p>\n
“It was… wait. No. Shit.”
\n“I’m pretty sure it was neither Wait or Shit.”<\/p>\n
“This is all rumor and hearsay. For one thing, you’re talking about the ghost man.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe he’s a Mormon onion – like a Bloomin’ Onion.”<\/p>\n
“19% isn’t enough to mock. You’ve got to be 27% or better before we begin to mock.”<\/p>\n
“That’s the worst boomerang ever. It didn’t hit anything and it didn’t come back.”<\/p>\n
“So you can hit the broad side of a barn with a boomerang.”<\/p>\n
“Survival: Outhouse?”<\/p>\n
“First you walked into it. Then you walked into it again.”<\/p>\n
“This is why we don’t bring Abba with us?”<\/p>\n
“Am I close enough to Jocko to slap the harmonica out of his hand? Like a ruler?”<\/p>\n
“You’re wet inside.”<\/p>\n
“Double your meat shields; double your fun.”<\/p>\n
“He didn’t fix his appearance. It’s still a 15.”<\/p>\n
“He’s now past you.”
\n“He’s past me, and I have a ruler, and I’m going to use it.”<\/p>\n
“I’m thinking that building has learned its lesson.”<\/p>\n
“I’m really astounded I’m about to say this. ‘You call that a knife? Drop it.'”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’ve decided that this country blows goats.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know which is worse: killing a man for his harmonica, or killing a man to give back the harmonica.”<\/p>\n
“Ah, finally. It’s the 32nd of March.”<\/p>\n
“Why did we come here again?”
\n“It was closer than Africa.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve been in Australia for a few weeks, and I have not yet been part of a soup.”
\n“I would disagree. I would say we start stewing in our own soup at sunrise.”
\n“Less carrots.”<\/p>\n
“I think I’m learning all the wrong lessons here.”<\/p>\n
“All humans carry cloves of garlic in their trousers.’<\/p>\n
“How large is the tower? Is it large enough for me to hit with a boomerang?”<\/p>\n
“I have dynamite.”
\n“Why don’t we wait until we regret opening it up before we throw that down there?”<\/p>\n
“Fortunately, we have a rope with a truck tied to it.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, isn’t that why you had a Wraith character? I’m just going to erase your name now…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, shit, the alien can put us back together.”
\n“Of course he does. He’s spent his entire life dissecting weirdos like us.”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t put any points into dig hole? I can’t believe you didn’t put any points into dig hole.”<\/p>\n
“If we threaten to kill you if you don’t dig the hole, then you can use Survival!”<\/p>\n
“You fucking really did erase me.”<\/p>\n
“I have Medicine at 1%. What’s the worst that can happen? ‘Here, let me stick my finger in your hole.'”<\/p>\n
“It’s a question of apples versus apples, and this apple is more interesting than the other.”<\/p>\n
“The hole in the ground is less exciting than driving in a circle…?”<\/p>\n
“Not drunk enough. She spelled belligerent right.”<\/p>\n
“It’s carts-ite. It would be bauxite if it was in a box.”<\/p>\n
“I… I have a problem. I want to go through his pockets, but I don’t want to be haunted. I don’t quite know what to do with myself.”<\/p>\n
“The number of dead bodies is like a poem to you people.”<\/p>\n
“Now, I’m not an expert, but miners don’t normally leave gems behind for other miners to find…”<\/p>\n
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