“It’s a cry for help.”
\n“I know, but he’s not getting it from me!”
\n<\/p>\n
“Isn’t he supposed to, like, be populating his own planet?”<\/p>\n
“Say what you will about the religion…”
\n“Oh, I do.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, I could use the dice of shame.”
\n“I think they’re the dice of regret.”<\/p>\n
“This is how schisms happen, right here.”<\/p>\n
“Great, now we’re connecting Mormonism to 40K.”<\/p>\n
“No, he doesn’t follow the hat; the hat follows him.”
\n“I think the hat goes both ways.”<\/p>\n
“That’s the thing about my leadership style. It’s so subtle, you don’t notice it’s there. Also, people do better without it.”<\/p>\n
“I actually learned to read upside down. Then I was told that that was wrong.”<\/p>\n
“I am not a Pathfinder module, sir. I tell you about the monsters as you find them.”<\/p>\n
“Uh… why did you start that sentence with ia?”<\/p>\n
“These are loopy-dottys, and I don’t know loopy-dotty.”
\n“No, you know loopy Alice.”<\/p>\n
“So not only does a hand touch your leg, but something warm and wet is running down mine.”<\/p>\n
“A corpse and an opal are very different things!”<\/p>\n
“Well, the next time we have moving unmoving dead, we’ll make sure to get a bucket to throw water on them to find out if they’re super-absorbent.”<\/p>\n
“I am not dumping out my canteen on the corpse to see how absorbent he is.”<\/p>\n
“I need two minutes and a flashlight.”
\n“…No, no, I don’t need to know.”<\/p>\n
“So how absorbent is the corpse?”
\n“Not absorbent enough.”
\n“Somewhere between Pampers and Luvs.”
\n“It depends.”<\/p>\n
“What are you doing?”
\n“I’m removing both its legs with my monkey hatchet and throwing them down the hole.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, now you don’t want them to move.”
\n“Not when I’m looking down a 30 foot hole.”<\/p>\n
“Ah, I’ve figured it out. They need a harmonica.”
\n“No, we’ve already done that one.”
\n“Hey, it worked once.”<\/p>\n
“Can you dig it?”
\n“Don’t have to. It’s already been dug.”<\/p>\n
“I’m beginning to suspect that you can’t do anything in a controlled manner.”<\/p>\n
“They were specifically described as not bright. Like us.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think I have ‘Push on Wall.'”<\/p>\n
“Strange encounters: humans, corpses, upside-down passages, London.”<\/p>\n
“Tom Collins? Tom Collins? Tom Collins?”
\n“Um. Stanley Allambee.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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