“I have succeeded!\u00a0 I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”<\/p>\n
“It’s an ass hat!\u00a0 With horns!”
\n“It’s Tigger!”
\n“Our King… is an ass hat…”<\/p>\n
“We are not paying 50 gold per soldier to have spikes.”
\n“How about spikes on every other one?\u00a0 We can stick them together like velcro…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know where it is either, but that’s because Bryan makes a better door than a window.”
\n“There’s a window right there…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t give two rats!\u00a0 I keep one in my pocket.”<\/p>\n
“You must care for this rat now.\u00a0 His name is Timothy.”<\/p>\n
“A mobile feast hall?\u00a0 Isn’t that a catering truck?”<\/p>\n
“Can *I* be the purple worm?\u00a0 I *am* wearing the king’s ears…”<\/p>\n
“What is the size of your kingdom?”
\n“It’s big.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan?\u00a0 Could I pay you real money to have this guy and Mikmak have a real conversation?”<\/p>\n
“Really?\u00a0 Did you just refer to this as the Bat Cave??”<\/p>\n
“You may NOT roll Appraise for your horse.”<\/p>\n
“He can blame me all he wants, but I did not in fact know that custard existed in the Star Wars universe…”<\/p>\n
“I generally want to know whether my friends are delicious, because when the world ends, I need to know who to eat first.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a corpse!\u00a0 Kill it!”<\/p>\n
“No!\u00a0 I will not let my crown poop on my nose!”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I forgot you upgraded seventeen asses for a horse…”<\/p>\n
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