“I do feel like there’s a point at which the crazy will exceed my ability to role-play it.”
\n<\/p>\n
“We’ve finally reached one of the great cities.”
\n“London?”
\n“Y’golonack.”<\/p>\n
“To be honest, we were having a discussion whether to leave you behind, and you walked away. So we followed.”<\/p>\n
“Must have been some kind of gas in the mine that is affecting this primitive biology.”<\/p>\n
“Apparently, if we ring a bell, they will return to their rote behaviors. So if we’re worried about them wandering off, all we have to do is find a bell and ring it…”<\/p>\n
“And what Egyptian word is this?”<\/p>\n
“I look for stairs.”
\n“You don’t need them. The pantry takes you from the first floor kitchen to the second floor library.”<\/p>\n
“I wish my character knew the phrase ‘non-Euclidean,’ because that perfectly describes what you guys have found.”<\/p>\n
“Are you getting any of this?”
\n“I’m on the front porch, eating a jam sandwich and drinking a mug of tea. Feeling exististential despair, like a real Brit.”<\/p>\n
“Bear in crane stance!”<\/p>\n
“Hard Sanity.”
\n“That’s right. Sanity is hard.”<\/p>\n
“Are you going to write fog down on your list of scary things?”<\/p>\n
“It has scraps of human clothing.”
\n“Was that on the positive or negative side of the equation?”<\/p>\n
“Is it big in here, or is it just me?”<\/p>\n
“I’m having an allergic reaction.”
\n“That’s a common defense reaction.”<\/p>\n
“You’re going to die of old age a million years ago.”
\n“No one should die of old age in their own time.”<\/p>\n
“It’s locked.”
\n“That’s unusual.”
\n“That’s not a problem.”<\/p>\n
“…And you are just barely able to make out the face of Elias Jackson.”
\n“Jackson Elias.”
\n“Comma.”<\/p>\n
“If I push it, I could kill her.”
\n“It’s not like this party hasn’t done that before.”<\/p>\n
“I haven’t killed anybody… in this game…”<\/p>\n
“You recalibrate…”
\n“That’s right. Tinier organs.”<\/p>\n
“You told me to sew them together!”
\n“That was the theory part!”<\/p>\n
“Did everyone just leave me with my finger in the girl?”<\/p>\n
“So who’s Cowlick?”
\n“That’s not how we refer to the great scientist Kalek.”<\/p>\n
“Your finger is in the girl, and your other hand is under the table, and your arm is going.”
\n“I’m petting the dog!”<\/p>\n
“Watch it, or I’ll remove my finger from the girl.”
\n“That’s not what she said.”<\/p>\n
“Well, she called for me.”
\n“And there were gunshots.”<\/p>\n
“Where’s Stanley’s finger? Was it not serving an important purpose?”<\/p>\n
“She’s holding a smoking revolver, just like everyone else.”
\n“I have a boomerang.”<\/p>\n
“Trying to find towels so I can find a gun.”<\/p>\n
“Am I in a mine cart?!”<\/p>\n
“Why would there be a towel?”
\n“Because we were in the delusion long enough that I started to believe it.”<\/p>\n
“I hired you in a mine?”<\/p>\n
“You hired me to guide you.”
\n“I’d just like to say, you’re doing a terrible job.”<\/p>\n
“Did we find the mine?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Good. Your payment will be remitted when we get out of here. Now, lead the way.”<\/p>\n
“I have been swimming in tetanus.”<\/p>\n
“The gardeners stole the jam!”
\n“I wouldn’t say they stole it. They just made me a sandwich.”<\/p>\n
“What do I roll?”
\n“The dice.”
\n“Pain.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think going back into the mine is a good idea. I can lead us.”
\n“Can you?”<\/p>\n
“Uh… this is… I don’t know if I can pronounce this, but I’m going to have a good time trying.”<\/p>\n
“We have exited the wrong hole.”<\/p>\n
“And I’m really starting to wonder if I’m being paid enough for this…”
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