“Meme is Facebook for news?”
\n<\/p>\n
“This is the best custard you’ve ever had in your mouth… but not in your hands.”<\/p>\n
“But he’s useful!”
\n“I have proven that that’s not necessary.”<\/p>\n
“…75 dead miners…”
\n“Twenty-five.”
\n“The hundred and twenty-five dead miners…”<\/p>\n
“What time is it, by the way?”
\n“Hot.”
\n“No, what time is it?”
\n“Hot. And flies.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s go to the ruined city. I’ve been in lots of not-ruined cities.”<\/p>\n
“Now that I’ve written Bungabinniwell down on my character sheet, they’re going to drive straight through to the next town.”<\/p>\n
“You guys just make up sounds, don’t you.”
\n“Bunga-billy-bop.”<\/p>\n
“You’re an angler fish?”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to leave two bundles of the dynamite in the car.”
\n“Only two…?”<\/p>\n
“All of the wood in a 2 hour radius is in this tiny town.”
\n“Just to make the place more cheerless.”<\/p>\n
“…I’m not gonna do an accent.”
\n“You interpreted that look correctly.”
\n“Well, when the whole table looks…”<\/p>\n
“He’s decided to cut out the middle-man in having characters die, and start with a pack.”<\/p>\n
“The more you say that, the less I believe you.”<\/p>\n
“Your species is just not good at space or distances.”<\/p>\n
“The thunder doesn’t sound Singapor-ian, does it?”<\/p>\n
“Did you want to take the coaster off before you drank that, or were you going to eat the coaster too?”<\/p>\n
“So it’s a dismembered eye…?”<\/p>\n
“Do you mean the sun?”
\n“Sure. …I don’t know what I mean; that’s what the GM said.”<\/p>\n
“I know a guy, but he doesn’t have much use for money, so you’re probably going to have to barter with him.”
\n“I will barter with him for money.”<\/p>\n
“You didn’t bring me here to kill me, did you?”
\n“No. I brought you here to rip you off, not to kill you.”<\/p>\n
“Bruce?”
\n“Bruce.”
\n“Of course.”
\n“If it helps any, it’s in quotation marks.”<\/p>\n
“He’s dead and sweating!”<\/p>\n
“I thought you were going to be the doctor!”
\n“He’s the opposite of the doctor.”<\/p>\n
“No, no. Please. Kill the man. Be merciless and without regret.”
\n“I have mercy! I could regret it!”
\n“You were grinning!”<\/p>\n
“I feel like gaming is an outlet for a dark side of Jason that we don’t really want to know.”<\/p>\n
“Are we going to barter for his life in return for crates?”<\/p>\n
“That’s not something to be happy about!”
\n“No, but I’m right!”<\/p>\n
“Kacey, do me a solid and never laugh like that again.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, and me trying to mercy-kill a guy is the problem?!”<\/p>\n
“No, that’s not psychology, Jason. That’s mercy-killing. ‘I’m going to psychology them with a pillow tonight!'”<\/p>\n
“You’ve got probably 20 minutes until a mob comes after you. Granted, a tiny mob…”<\/p>\n
“You should find out if it’s been a full while or just most of a while.”<\/p>\n
“True. We’re not assuming the sexual preferences of the bowl.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s take the air out of these tires and put it in our tires.”
\n“Because more air pressure is better.”<\/p>\n
“Are you painting flames on it?”
\n“No. It’s hot enough. We’re painting rain on it.”<\/p>\n
“And I’m thinking, did I name the stupid vehicle? I didn’t write it down…”<\/p>\n
“Okay, I am… immediately going to regret asking this question, but can you follow it?”<\/p>\n
“So really, you just told told him to have fun at a funeral.”<\/p>\n
“A game of bugs around dead people. That sounds like an amazing game.”<\/p>\n
“What did the camels do?”
\n“They fucked the rabbits.”<\/p>\n
“You hear humpback, you think it’s a joke…”
\n“No kind of joke, but lots of lube.”<\/p>\n
“You do notice that he’s trying to keep the camel pointed away from your vehicle.”
\n“That’s because the camel wants to fuck the vehicle.”<\/p>\n
“It’s almost like I wasn’t told this information just now.”<\/p>\n
“And the camel moves forward by throwing its feet as far as possible away from itself and then kind of catching up.”<\/p>\n
“I could show you pictures.”
\n“I didn’t look away.”<\/p>\n
“It only had one hump, so it’s a manual camel. The ones with two are automatic.”<\/p>\n
“It has three eyes.”
\n“It’s compensating for something.”<\/p>\n
“How many weiners does it have?”
\n“Enough to be the father of all bats.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, I’ve got to know – are you guys sure you weren’t just standing to the side of it?”<\/p>\n
“The other half of the father of all bats?”
\n“The mother of all bats?”<\/p>\n
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