“If you’re talking about the contract for the house, the only one is for pants.”<\/p>\n
“I’m just imagining Cheryl at Jack in the Box asking them not to lick her toes, because that run-on sentence…”<\/p>\n
“I guess we should eat them.”
\n“No. That’s not why we buy them”<\/p>\n
“Amorous, belligerent drunk didn’t stop him, but Mormon…”<\/p>\n
“I could give him a warning shot.”
\n“No! You don’t start social interactions by shooting at someone!”<\/p>\n
“I believe it’s a mid-size sedan.”
\n“You’re a mid-size sedan.”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure Pete could beat me up, but I know I can run faster than Jason with his gamy leg.”
\n“Yeah, but I know where you live.”<\/p>\n
“What I’m saying is, ‘aliens.'”
\n“We didn’t realize he had the ‘fro until just now.”<\/p>\n
“Oh. Boomerang.”
\n“Yes. War boomerang.”
\n“I thought you said net of meringue.”<\/p>\n
“I’m in the wrong game to try and talk people out of things.”
\n“It’s not the wrong game – it’s the wrong encounter.”<\/p>\n
“Look, he doesn’t run from her camera, but he’s running from this one. I don’t know WHY he’s running from this one, but…”
\n“That’s because, like these cultists, he’s badshit fucking crazy.”<\/p>\n
[In discussion of cameras]
\n“That’s why I prefer Quicksilver – because the Flash steals your soul.”<\/p>\n
“You could infinitely approach your luck, but you can never get there.”<\/p>\n
“On top of all that, I’m now in the open.”
\n“No, there’s a fireball between you and them…”<\/p>\n
“I’m well-versed on these primitive devices.”
\n“Why do I have a bad feeling about this?”
\n“I feel like I’m going to get a bullet to the back of the head.”
\n“I feel like we’re all going to get bullets to the back of the head…”<\/p>\n
“This one just says, ‘These are the skills, this is what they can do, this is what you’re going to sit back and laugh about when they do…'”<\/p>\n
“But I’m actually going to dodge instead of doing all of that.”<\/p>\n
“There’s no such thing as being out of charming range.”<\/p>\n
“Who has the lower luck between the two of you?”
\n“36.”
\n“68.”
\n“She does.” [She didn’t.]<\/p>\n
“You should roll Persuade on the GM.”<\/p>\n
“You said everyone that was looking at Stanley, and I am not looking at myself…”<\/p>\n
“I just impaled my Cthulhu Mythos!”
\n“Did you want to?”
\n“Not really, but I did!”<\/p>\n
“When we’re attacked, the rocks nearby the people who attacked us are going to regret it.”<\/p>\n
“He has an academic interest in human physiology.”
\n“And an interest in acupuncture.”<\/p>\n
“And that’s why we don’t trust extradimensional beings.”
\n“What?”
\n“Shit.”<\/p>\n
“There’s a bond forming here that I don’t…”<\/p>\n
“You’re trying so hard to not be a distraction that you’re being a distraction. Good job.”<\/p>\n
“Should we send in the stealth team?”
\n“Stealth team?”
\n“Okay, stealth Constance.”<\/p>\n
“We could send Constance in – ”
\n“Constance isn’t going in by herself.”
\n“I could go with her. I think I have the second best stealth – ”
\n“Constance isn’t going in by herself.”<\/p>\n
“Guano.”
\n“You didn’t taste it, did you?”
\n“No.”
\n“He did. I saw it.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, I’m not going to be surprised if Paris is at the bottom of this pit.”<\/p>\n
“‘Alone with the pharaohs,’ is the best way I can think to describe it.”
\n“No, I don’t like that.”<\/p>\n
“Stop doing that. First you agree with him, then you agree with him…”<\/p>\n
“That’s a good point. I forgot all about them as soon as we said to grab them.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t huddle around the generator for warmth.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, you’ve obviously slowed down the handout generation.”
\n“Of all the things I’ve been blamed for today, that’s the most benign.”<\/p>\n
“That figures. Of course the Freudian psychologist is the necromancer.”
\n“He just wants to raise his mother…”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna start shooting, because I’m sorry, guys – your way has failed.”
\n“I did ten points of damage!”<\/p>\n
“Ah, I see what it is. You guys are using the ancient and venerable art of slap-stick…”<\/p>\n
“Keep your fleshy appendages away from me.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right. It shoots them, takes a picture, and loads it to Instagram.”
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