\u201cSo what you need to do is trade the baby for a Versa.\u201d
\n<\/p>\n
\u201cI refrained from one whole round from shooting, and I was the last PC to go!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWait, we\u2019re not supposed to use our tongues while giving back rubs?\u201d
\n\u201cFoot massages yes, back rubs no.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIs that plan getting better if I make that trade?\u201d
\n\u201cEhhh\u2026 I\u2019d call it a lateral move.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, like not having the Vickers has stopped me from shooting things.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPlease. Do not use the machine gun as a club. Please.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShirtenly?\u201d
\n\u201cShut up. I started with \u2018surely\u2019 and changed direction pretty quickly.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know what an accent sounds like, and what Jason was doing wasn\u2019t one.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s just say he got three words into it and backed out.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSo it\u2019s got non-Euclidean alphabetics?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m gonna take a picture anyway.\u201d
\n\u201cWith which camera?\u201d
\n\u201cI\u2019m gonna take a picture – BANG!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe loves me! I\u2019m like Hildy\u2019s best friend!\u201d
\n\u201cNope.\u201d
\n\u201cAre we playing the same game?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHas a purple helmet.\u201d
\n\u201cSometimes wears a raincoat.\u201d
\n\u201cOH! I get it! It\u2019s a penis joke!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHuh. I haven\u2019t actually seen this one happen before\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2018What limb did you lose?\u2019 \u2018My spine\u2026\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAre you screaming in English or French?\u201d
\n\u201cI think I\u2019m screaming in vowel sounds.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s a horrible idea!\u201d
\n\u201cWe\u2019d have to find water before we swim away!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI don\u2019t know how you expect jazz hands to save us in this situation.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, good for him. Maybe if he can\u2019t hear us, he won\u2019t keep trying to talk to us.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAlso, we have learned that Guy cannot hear us.\u201d
\n\u201cI was only telling him the important stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s get closer, in case it\u2019s going to explode.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour teleporter has been hacked. Click this button to scan for viruses. Would you like your relatives to be assembled?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause of all the shit we\u2019ve been through, the last thing we need to die of is a gas leak.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019ve gotten past Necromancy 101: proper use of a shovel.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLayout of the city. Like, store all the massive polyp-killing weapons in building 4?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI failed to French mouth you.\u201d
\n\u201cI told you he loved me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI\u2019m assuming he can read English, here.\u201d
\n\u201cOh. I was going to write it in German.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI think he\u2019s learned sarcasm. I\u2019m so proud.\u201d
\n\u201cIt\u2019s easier than French.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey\u2019re having a slow jazz rave.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s not so much that I\u2019m deaf as it is that I can\u2019t hear over the screaming in my head.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, and a \u2018safe distance\u2019 would be Belize. I\u2019ve mapped it out. That\u2019s where we would be safe from this horror – not to say there wouldn\u2019t be another horror there, but we\u2019d be safe from this horror.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey all look like shit.\u201d
\n\u201cOkay, but is there a less shitty one?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI have decided to transition from cradling my gun like a teddy bear to holding my gun at the ready.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI know it\u2019s unusual for me to show caring for you, but I don\u2019t want to lose you. Send the Frenchman.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOoh, I\u2019ll be aiming over Guy\u2019s central shoulder.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s hell\u2019s jawbreaker.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMeat? You started with meat? That was your go-to?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAm I the only one that\u2019s worried that this is an egg?\u201d
\n\u201cWell, I am now.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe moment you turn on the flashlight, you realize you\u2019re not alone.\u201d
\n\u201cTurn it off.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShockingly, I failed.\u201d
\n\u201cYeah, with an 8 sanity\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAmnesia. You\u2019re not going to remember any of what\u2019s about to happen.\u201d
\n\u201cThat\u2019s ok. I took pictures.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhen you return to your senses, everything but your treasured object is gone.\u201d
\n\u201cWait a minute. We\u2019re belted together.\u201d
\n\u201cAnd you\u2019re not gonna remember any of this\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA new mania. All right! Can it be Wrestle?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI have good news and bad news. You have a horrible phobia, but it\u2019s only going to last about three days.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, you know, he tackled me to try and help me with my panic attack, I\u2019m going to try to help him with his.\u201d
\n\u201cWith a sucker-punch?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, there\u2019s no provision for knocking out a Great Old One.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou just gave Nyarlathotep a gun.\u201d
\n\u201cHe was reaching for me and I said nope.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat depends on whether you\u2019re asking Hildebrand or Kacey. Because Hildebrand would have felt bad.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEven your American accent is terrible!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI think it\u2019s a camera, so I can use the Photography skill on it, right?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHas a thing hat?! That\u2019s your go-to?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEnding the night hiding in a building. This seems somehow familiar.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cCan you just not wait to play a character that hides in the dark and cries? Then this is the game for you! You might get to kill the other characters, too!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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