“You were in the Rogue Shadow, the stealthiest ship in the galaxy.”
\n“Yeah, but we didn’t put the tarp over it!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Why is your ass beeping?!”<\/p>\n
“The tarp, that was our fault. But the custard machine – that blame lies solely on your shoulders.”<\/p>\n
“Did the custard machine finally sink?”
\n“The remains did.”
\n“Leave it alone, man.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just… self-edit?”
\n“Mm-hmm.”
\n“Wow. We’ve witnessed real growth.”
\n(moments later)
\n“There’s a really awesome Aquaman hoodie…”<\/p>\n
“It’s the mystery of who stole the page from Kacey’s notebook.”<\/p>\n
“If only Aquaman were here…”
\n“I say that to myself every day.”<\/p>\n
“What’s its name?”
\n“Fist… of Hope.”
\n“…Really?”
\n“OK, now *I’m* packing my things and going home.”<\/p>\n
“Yay! I killed one in one shot! I couldn’t do that the other day!”<\/p>\n
“I’m not going to ask for a hug, because frankly, I don’t think I deserve one.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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