“I have it listed as ‘Nyarthotep and friends.'”
\n<\/p>\n
“Yeah, these are written in fish. And these are written in Cheryl.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I would be skeptical if you said you had a genius plan.”<\/p>\n
“We did a lot of strategic retreating.”
\n“We were strategically retreating while I was awake.”
\n“We did more.”<\/p>\n
“How big a cable is it?”
\n“About eight inches.”
\n“Darryl, let’s unplug it!”
\n“Yeah, no, I’ve learned that lesson.”<\/p>\n
“Monkey hatchets.”
\n“No, no, those are made of…”
\n“Monkeys?”
\n“Monkeys conduct electricity.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got a 38% of self-loathing. How’s that?”<\/p>\n
“Oh, that was even worse. Glad I brought my own dice.”
\n“They’re just mad because you’ve been cheating on your dice with some other dice.”<\/p>\n
“That’s fine. You don’t have to do any of these things. They’re just suggestions.”
\n“But you’re gonna die.”<\/p>\n
“If your war boomerang couldn’t survive being at ground zero for a massive electrical explosion…”<\/p>\n
“Strength? Brawl? Credit rating?”<\/p>\n
“I plan on bringing you all back here.”
\n“Good. Because I need some dynamite.”<\/p>\n
“You know what you should do? Use the gasoline to make a trail…”<\/p>\n
“You’ve found Nyarlathotep’s beer fridge.”
\n“His Nyarlatho-tap?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but I have a pistol and I’m getting you out of the fridge.”<\/p>\n
“People don’t go some-when-else!”
\n“Well… I can see why you would think that.”<\/p>\n
“Well, H. G. Wells’ ‘Time Machine’ would be – ”
\n“Poppycock.”<\/p>\n
“I won’t tell your wife I tried to throw your ring away unless you get divorced.”<\/p>\n
“I wanna hear this anecdote.”
\n“You’re not here!”
\n“I know!”<\/p>\n
“Don’t go in the box.”
\n“I didn’t mean to! I was just trying to pour Stanley out of the box.”<\/p>\n
“Where did you go? Because clearly you went somewhen.”<\/p>\n
“That doesn’t sound like any when I’ve ever heard. People with animal heads?”<\/p>\n
“Did you go anywhere when you were there? Or did you stay in the box?”<\/p>\n
“Let’s stop talking in hocus-pocus and start talking in real words.”
\n“Says the man that just told me that a man fell into a painting!”<\/p>\n
“Painting gobbledegook, spirit gobbledegook…”<\/p>\n
“One cannot walk backwards up the stream.”
\n“Salmon, sir. Salmon.”<\/p>\n
“When T-Rex got horny and fucked himself a rat…”<\/p>\n
“Well, they didn’t eat me.”
\n“That remains to be determined.”<\/p>\n
“You could be a doppelganger.”
\n“Is that like a platypus?”<\/p>\n
“It’s like a light battle boomerang.”
\n“Like an argument boomerang.”
\n“Like a light disagreement boomerang.”<\/p>\n
“I thought you were 37.”
\n“That’s what it says on my character sheet.”
\n“Then I was right all along, then.”<\/p>\n
“I was thinking more ‘lay dynamite adjacent to it and then walk away.'”<\/p>\n
“Well, I appreciate that, but if you put a hole in the universe, how far away can you get?”<\/p>\n
“A portal to another place and time, that I can get behind. But a universe inside a box?”<\/p>\n
“If it’s possible that the universe is inside the box, let’s not blow it up.”<\/p>\n
“Can you track yourself, since it’s only been twelve minutes?”<\/p>\n
“And it doesn’t believe it was a captive.”
\n“Until you blow its brains out.”
\n“Whoa. You’re not allowed at the zoo…”<\/p>\n
“With all the crazy people.”
\n“And us.”
\n“No, he said that the first time.”<\/p>\n
“I know what a metaphor is, and metaphors don’t crush trucks.”<\/p>\n
“That’s so cute. He thinks that’s how physics works.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, okay, so we’re all wrong.”
\n“He’s a local cultist asshole, not an international cultist asshole.”<\/p>\n
“Wood burns.”
\n“Dynamite starts fires.”<\/p>\n
“We haven’t burned anything down on this continent.”
\n“She says, staring at the one wooden building…”<\/p>\n
“I already had dynamite; I don’t need more.”
\n“Who are you and what have you done with Alice?”<\/p>\n
“On a scale of human to skeleton…?”
\n“Forty-five.”<\/p>\n
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