“I think that was my favorite character with this group.”
\n“Yeah, that was the one I disliked the least.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Mmm, I love the potsticker-crouton pizza!”<\/p>\n
“He was actually Guy all along, but you guys weren’t prepared to like him for a week.”
\n“We weren’t prepared to like Guy for a week.”<\/p>\n
“Do you want Library Use: Yith? Because by god, I have that.”<\/p>\n
“I think he wrote his own crazy book.”
\n“I believe the technical word for that is manifesto.”<\/p>\n
“I’m thinking in a Call of Cthulhu game, the advice of Twisted Sister is more appropriate.”
\n“We’re not gonna take it?”<\/p>\n
“That’s all this is. It’s a multi-year investigation searching for jam.”<\/p>\n
“He drew the electrical diagram in mustard on the bologna?”<\/p>\n
“Didn’t someone get sent somewhen else the last time we opened a fridge?”<\/p>\n
“I heard someone else.”
\n“No, he went somewhen else. It would be hilarious if he went someone else.”
\n“Well, he did!”<\/p>\n
“Are we still calling him Xiao? I guess those are Xiao’s fingers still…”<\/p>\n
“The beastmaster, master of beasts?”
\n“That is a well-rounded character concept!”<\/p>\n
“Lizardman luchador?! That’s not what you texted me!”<\/p>\n
“So lizardman luchador is the only one you lied to me on.”<\/p>\n
“Did you take a picture of the list?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Because it’s written in fish?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“I sniff at my gun, because usually I’m the one that shoots first…”
\n“Pristine gun oil, sir.”<\/p>\n
“I think being pedantic at this point is probably not benefitting anyone.”<\/p>\n
“It doesn’t kill you, but it’s unpleasant as fuck to touch this door.”
\n“Open the other doors!”
\n“NO!”<\/p>\n
“You come downstairs to find Hildebrand setting the curtains on fire.”
\n“Well, that’s Australia, then.”<\/p>\n
“I think I’ve looked this up before, but there’s not an arson skill in this game, is there?”<\/p>\n
“Why are we running?”
\n“Because it’s going to explode.”
\n“Good answer.”<\/p>\n
“This may be my most successful fire yet!”<\/p>\n
“There are three crates of TNT. Are we far enough away?”
\n“That’s a no.”<\/p>\n
“Is there a word for ‘better than twice your score’?”
\n“Boom?”<\/p>\n
“If you had a specific hairstyle, it will probably recover eventually.”<\/p>\n
“For the first time, I’m following Guy’s lead.”
\n“That’s not true. You push me through doors first all the time.”
\n“That’s different.”<\/p>\n
“What? ‘Pancreas is made of soot’ is what I heard!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to stop running until I get to France.”<\/p>\n
“When is the last time you succeeded at a sanity roll, Pete?”
\n“With this character?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Never.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe they’re cannibalistic.”
\n“I’m hoping they’re like moths and attracted to the fire!”<\/p>\n
“I’d just like to point out that if I’d suggested that, I’d be a monster.”
\n“You would have just shot them.”<\/p>\n
“The device is interrupted by a comfortable leather day bed.”
\n“Well, everything makes sense now.”<\/p>\n
“I’m getting more weirded out. Let’s just take the couch and go.”<\/p>\n
“Now, I was electrocuted earlier. Is this a similar sensation…?”<\/p>\n
“You are about to not be size 85.”<\/p>\n
“You can feel it psychically sorting through your brain. Do you care to defend yourself?”
\n“…Probably?””<\/p>\n
“What happens when you reach 0 sanity?”
\n“Click.”
\n“Well, Guy just turned off…”<\/p>\n
“They’re out to get you.”
\n“I already knew this.”
\n“They’re actively out to get you.”
\n“He’s not wrong.”<\/p>\n
“The giant cone of biological matter got an impale. So it’s got ya.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve never heard Dale say, ‘tarnation.'”
\n“You will, if I survive this.”<\/p>\n
“I used a device to come back from the end of the universe. This is the being that I switched consciousness with. Um. Friends, I have a confession: I am not Chinese.”<\/p>\n
“Can you do anything about him?”
\n“I am sorry. It was brittle and infirm. The communication device broke it.”<\/p>\n
“He’s made an enemy of an ally.”
\n“That’s the nicest thing he’s ever said about me.”<\/p>\n
“But we need to neutralize him – ”
\n“That’s not a good word to use.”
\n” – Before he does further damage to himself. Or you. Or just further damage.”<\/p>\n
“You have consipired against me, against France, against humanity!”
\n“I will accept France.”<\/p>\n
“And he is deathly, deathly afraid of something called a wind attack.”
\n“A fart monster?”<\/p>\n
“Do you have any, you know, primitive lifeform repair kits?”<\/p>\n
“If we were using that particular calendar…”
\n“The year is R7-Ping.”<\/p>\n
“You hear a blurt of sound, and it translates into your brain as, ‘Ow, you little fuck.'”<\/p>\n
“‘They’?”
\n“The one like you, the one inside the Chinaman, the German, the Englishman, the two women – one of them isn’t so bad – the Kouri, and Dale.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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