“That says fire eater.”
\n“No it doesn’t.”
\n[two at once] “Yes, it does.”
\n<\/p>\n
“If you have an indeterminate tuber status, you’re not on the list.”
\n“I know some people with that status.”<\/p>\n
“I think we’re playing fast and loose with arms.”
\n“Says the guy 200 years in the past.”<\/p>\n
“I think I missed part of that conversation, but I’m not sure ‘missed’ is the verb I want to use.”<\/p>\n
“He’s a pseudo-scientist.”<\/p>\n
“He’s got pseudopods. And he’s a scientist…”<\/p>\n
“Why are you here?”
\n“I’m not sure myself.”<\/p>\n
“We can’t give you cheat-sheets. We’re not in your head.”<\/p>\n
“Guys, real quick – he’s asking why we’re here…”<\/p>\n
“If only he’d taken over someone who’d taken notes.”
\n“If only I’d been here for more than half the sessions.”<\/p>\n
“They haven’t learned the edict of big dumb guy.”
\n“They are now.”<\/p>\n
“We’re here to stop him.”
\n“And place yourself upon the throne?”
\n“Well, now that you mention it…”<\/p>\n
“Well, how many of you are there now?”
\n“I am one.”<\/p>\n
“Did you say Chinese yith body?”
\n“Maybe a little psyche blurring there…”<\/p>\n
“Why did you choose this species?”
\n“It was a mistake. They’re poorly designed.”<\/p>\n
“Something has gone critically wrong with your leader.”
\n“He’s more of a figurehead.”<\/p>\n
“He’s secretly large. He’s bigger on the inside.”<\/p>\n
“I have no idea what any of this means.”
\n“Food?”<\/p>\n
“I think we should get a giant space monster – a second giant space monster – on our team.”<\/p>\n
“And I don’t think blowing up the rubble is going to make the road more smooth.”<\/p>\n
“You had to clean up the fields so giant pseudopods can slither through them? You grew up on a strange farm.”<\/p>\n
“So, this is what we in the Royal Navy call role-play.”<\/p>\n
“That was me saying that, not Stanley.”
\n“Yeah, but Stanley was thinking it.”<\/p>\n
“Stanley was hired to do a job, but he’s starting to wonder if this is even related to the job he was hired for.”<\/p>\n
“He’s a pseudo-pudding monster?”<\/p>\n
“I need to make a charming roll on him…”<\/p>\n
“The great thing is, when his faculties are gone, we can just leave him in a ditch, because he wanted his own free will to do NOTHING.”<\/p>\n
“Well, see, I’m thinking my answer will convince you that he’s right, so…”<\/p>\n
“Are we really talking about how fragile our bodies are? Is this actually helping anything?”<\/p>\n
“I won’t turn on the thing unless Guy comes out and starts shooting people.”
\n“That’s reasonable. And plausible.”<\/p>\n
“I brought him back in exactly the same state you brought him to me in!”
\n“Or he could have done better, but Guy shot him.”<\/p>\n
“He’s fine.”
\n“Okay. You’re speaking in cicada.”<\/p>\n
“There was a traffic cone, and it was really huge. And it was mad at me, because I shot it.”<\/p>\n
“Well… good job not falling for it.”
\n“Well, that apology went sideways.”<\/p>\n
“And by ‘congratulations,’ I mean, ‘good job not falling into my hands.'”<\/p>\n
“I would encourage you not to go willy-nilly testing whether people like to be shot.”<\/p>\n
“Do they have binary gender?”
\n“That’s not a line of questioning I want to pursue.”<\/p>\n
“I’m kind of curious now.”
\n“Only because they’ve been in your head and you’re wondering whether you should be aroused or not.”<\/p>\n
“Strictly speaking, I haven’t shot anybody in 200 years…”<\/p>\n
“Well, that was the surprise round, and everybody was really surprised when the gun didn’t go off.”<\/p>\n
“I will be right back. My character is still in the car, I have realized…”<\/p>\n
“Your concern for phonetics and letters has unnerved Stanley. Can you go back to shooting anything that moves?”<\/p>\n
“You have skewered a 56 year old white man.”<\/p>\n
“Shoot at him, and then say, ‘Tarnation,’ no matter the results.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, it’s just not going to work. Guy is sticking his head in the hole.”<\/p>\n
“I feel like there’s no universe where this is how humans would behave.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve obviously never been in a dark cave with a burning body with Jason before.”
\n“…No, I have.”<\/p>\n
“Apparently I’m borrowing Alice’s dynamite and waiting for everyone to get their head out of the hole.”<\/p>\n
“We’re negotiating with an alien again. I’m really not okay with this.”<\/p>\n
“I’d like you to hold this dynamite for a minute.”
\n“Is it lit?”
\n“Not yet.”<\/p>\n
“Hildebrand’s least favorite session ever. Had to negotiate with aliens…”<\/p>\n
“I’m like the United States now. I don’t negotiate with aliens. The answer is always no.”<\/p>\n
“Two hundred years, one point of sanity.”<\/p>\n
“Of our complete sample size, half of them were damaged.”<\/p>\n
“Why is there a rumbling noise?”
\n“Because you said that the machines in there could be dangerous. So I turned it on.”<\/p>\n
“I stole someone’s psyche to get here from the end of the universe, and I think you have strange ideas of right and wrong.”<\/p>\n
“Tarnation! They’re too primitive.”<\/p>\n
“It’s hard to keep sanity in this tiny human body. It keeps sliding right out.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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