“It’s like a playpen for your food.”
\n<\/p>\n
“It is a pleasant trip. The sea does not try to eat you.”<\/p>\n
“After all the dry, I don’t think there’s any such thing as too moist. Too moist would be drowning.”<\/p>\n
“First I have to see if I’m lucky enough to get one of these tiny forks out of the box.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t purchase them outright; I rented them.”
\n“Right, so we should have sold them!”<\/p>\n
“Do you need a thing that adds and removes writing?”<\/p>\n
“But you woke up from it. Last dream I had, I woke up from it five times. That sucked.”<\/p>\n
“You notice that the purser and staff seem unsettled.”
\n“…I make a note to start returning things.”<\/p>\n
“No. Before you ask, no.”<\/p>\n
“None of us ever died because of her piloting.”
\n“This is true.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t lose a fork in there.”
\n“Yeah, because we can’t fork the fork out.”<\/p>\n
“That’s what storms do in monsoon season! They jive, they juke, they throw lightning bolts right at your ship…”<\/p>\n
“I wonder if they have any thought processes about the reality of air piracy…”<\/p>\n
“We’re on a boat that’s going that way. It’s not like I’m getting off and going a different way…”<\/p>\n
“The dolphins are bone-white.”
\n“That was normal, right?”
\n“Well, albinos occur in all species…”
\n“Especially in monsoon season.”<\/p>\n
“I am afraid that if I go outside, I will end up not on the boat.”<\/p>\n
“Can I have a listen roll from you?”
\n“You can. It won’t be successful…”<\/p>\n
“You open the door, and fwoosh. Seawater.”
\n“Now you’re sober!”<\/p>\n
“There were two stacks earlier.”
\n“Right. There are two stacks plus one.”<\/p>\n
“No, I’m pretty sure there were three. Because if there were two, then there’s something inexplicable, and I’m not dealing with anything inexplicable today.”<\/p>\n
“Nope! If the ship is changing on the inside, I am staying out here.”<\/p>\n
“This ship seems positively titanic.”
\n“Nope. Four stacks.”<\/p>\n
“And do the crew seem to be acting normally for people who work in hell and shovel coal…?”
\n“And who didn’t exist before?”<\/p>\n
“Is there really something wrong with this ship when you need to go faster and it develops the machinery to do so?”<\/p>\n
“We were just standing around, not helping.”
\n“We weren’t there to help.”
\n“We really weren’t.”<\/p>\n
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