“I know, but when two smokestacks becomes three smokestacks, and northwest becomes northeast, we have to ask…”
\n<\/p>\n
“I think Pete’s right – at least it’s not upside down.”
\n“How do you know it’s not upside down?”
\n“That’s how northwest became northeast!”<\/p>\n
“After the impending heat death of the universe, I’m ok with being warm.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know! I feel like that’s something Hawver would have said if he was here.”<\/p>\n
“I have a house.”
\n“You have a house?”
\n“Yes. I live here.”
\n“Ohhh. That’s what that means.”<\/p>\n
“You are large and weak-willed. Let me point this box at you!”<\/p>\n
“And be careful with that. It didn’t used to have matches in it, but it does now. You’re not allowed to play with them. Or run with scissors.”<\/p>\n
“I probably shouldn’t be involved in this. Because if I’m involved in this, I would try to stop you.”<\/p>\n
“I thought he said ‘mangy sons of forks.'”<\/p>\n
“Ugh. What do I do about this?”
\n“Move.”
\n“Likely, yeah.”<\/p>\n
“You have accrued a mob.”
\n“Not sure what happened. You learn Egyptian from one guy…”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god. I’m glad I didn’t know any of this a month ago!”<\/p>\n
“And I speak Egyptian at him regularly.”
\n“Offensively.”
\n“No, I’m being polite.”<\/p>\n
“Currently, he does not speak in incomprehensible fish.”
\n“Well, he’s drugged up today…”<\/p>\n
“After what happened earlier, it can’t be any more dangerous.”<\/p>\n
“Arson is clearly listed on my list as plus $50.”<\/p>\n
“I did my requisite arson; it just went above and beyond.”<\/p>\n
“HA! Success! Through the magic of Yithian technology, I have learned enough Egyptian to gather a second angry mob!”<\/p>\n
“That’s what I was thinking. The Star of Wal-Mart.”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, our group has pathing like a drunk monkey.”
\n“That’s not fair to drunk monkeys!”<\/p>\n
“I feel like we’re completely the wrong group of characters to be asking these questions. We’re all replacement characters…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to leave a terrible one-star review on Yelp.”
\n“You, sir, are doomed.”<\/p>\n
“You are a son of a motherless fork.”<\/p>\n
“Turns out, it’s right in the middle of this circle. Where your friends are.”
\n“What did you do, Ray?”<\/p>\n
“I can understand why that’s a sore spot.”
\n“He’s had five years to get over it!”<\/p>\n
“Or you could burn his shop down. I understand you’re good at that.”<\/p>\n
“Pretty much everywhere in the city now.”
\n“We’re only unwelcome in two places in the city so far.”<\/p>\n
“We sent a messenger to his house, and you weren’t there.”
\n“We sent a messenger to your hotel, but you weren’t there.”
\n“Anyone following our movements will be hopelessly confused!”<\/p>\n
“Yep. Special place in hell for all of us. At least we can game together.”<\/p>\n
“All of these are bad ideas.”<\/p>\n
“If you remove their brain, what do you get?”
\n“Their brain.”
\n“That’s it?”
\n“Look, you asked for a comprehensive list of what I can get from peoples’ heads…”<\/p>\n
“Are you saying the fidget toy is worse than a girl?”<\/p>\n
“That’s what I’m trying to find out. I’d like to try and make a plan and not just go, ‘This guy is in the notes; let’s go terrorize him for a while.'”<\/p>\n
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