“It was mostly for D. He doesn’t know how to play a moron.”
\n“Have you…”
\n“Not paid attention to Bryan’s virtuoso performances?”
\n<\/p>\n
“‘I’m gonna summon a monster and hide behind it!’ ‘It’s a badger!’ ‘But it’s got a hit die!'”<\/p>\n
“Every one of my games runs multiple years; you guys have gotta be getting tired of this.”
\n“It’s not just your games!”<\/p>\n
“How does your count go to 51 and his count goes to 72?”
\n“Because he’s counting in roman numerals.”<\/p>\n
“I think I was trying to avoid having extra large sessions. I think that’s why I avoided XL.”<\/p>\n
“At this point today, I’ve had two good ideas – although that one was last week…”<\/p>\n
“I am now for revenge.”
\n“Oh! I thought you were still our guide!”<\/p>\n
“You know, the locals call that the bat pyramid.”
\n“Why are you against my dynamite plan again?”<\/p>\n
“It’s either a 16, a 10, or Jason wrote on my sheet.”<\/p>\n
“I’m copying all of my notes into new URLs, because that’s the kind of obsessive person I am.”<\/p>\n
“We’re going to procure a vehicle.”
\n“Procure implies something other than buying…”<\/p>\n
“We could see how many accents we can get at the table.”
\n“We’ve done that before, and it went terribly.”<\/p>\n
“Everyone notices.”
\n“That’s a first.”
\n“That is a first.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, but we can’t blow up this pyramid from outside. We don’t have enough dynamite.”
\n“Well…”<\/p>\n
“I’d just like to point out that Napoleon shot a cannon at the Sphinx and only blew off its nose.”
\n“It’s not my fault he had sucky ammo.”<\/p>\n
“Stage one: official channels. Stage two: I’m very charming. Stage three: cover of darkness.”<\/p>\n
“I’m practically a prince in Australia.”
\n“So your Credit Rating is 4?”
\n“It’s 5.”<\/p>\n
“Now he sounds like he told us all this up front, and now he’s going to follow along behind us and make sure we don’t fuck up.”<\/p>\n
“‘How deep is the hole?’ ‘Australia.'”<\/p>\n
“As that eyebrow twitches.”
\n“Yay dice games…”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a grenade belt; it’s a flask belt.”<\/p>\n
“‘The real Egypt’?”
\n“It’s in the notes.”
\n“They’re crazy.”<\/p>\n
“Do they look the size that you could hide a giant ape behind?”
\n“They look the size that you could hide a giant ape inside, if they were hollow.”<\/p>\n
“We don’t know that that’s what it said! Our interpreter broke his face – leg. He broke his leg.”<\/p>\n
“There are six lights.”
\n“There are five!”<\/p>\n
“Holy crap. It’s like we were given all the information we needed!”<\/p>\n
“…Comprehensible to sane human astronomers.”
\n“I only have one of those.”<\/p>\n
“Though I will say, your string of failure at facts is… intense.”<\/p>\n
“It’s like a snuggle missile!”<\/p>\n
“About 18 voices order you to halt.”
\n“How many of them are French? Because I’m not listening to those fuckers.”<\/p>\n
“Nope, nope, nope.”
\n“Fuck that shit, I’m out.”
\n“I would be, but the entrance has turned to stone.”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to buttle. I’d like to buttle to get my sanity back… like, now…”<\/p>\n
“This is not going to end well…”
\n“Well, it started badly, and it went bad in the middle… I’m not sure how it could end well.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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