“What are you?”
\n“Me.”
\n<\/p>\n
“When I say pics or it didn’t happen, I meant the conception.”<\/p>\n
“Good, because if we had a map, it would have to be written in French or – ”
\n“I have Egyptian!”
\n“Drink orders, or…”<\/p>\n
“Okay, the Citadel of Saladin is about five… thousand miles northwest of Sydney.”<\/p>\n
“He utterly failed his French roll. So what came out was…”
\n“Cajun?”<\/p>\n
“Well, there’s a lot of lattitude in the range of ‘naughtiness.'”<\/p>\n
“Ask him why they didn’t shoot him in the head with a shotgun.”
\n“I don’t believe shotguns had been invented yet in the Fourth Dynasty.”<\/p>\n
“The teacher will keep babbling on about ancient history until you’re all as old as him.”<\/p>\n
“Is there anything you know that might connect this mosque to Nyarlathotep?”
\n“…”
\n“She said be blunt. I was blunt.”<\/p>\n
“Next time, don’t be that blunt! Be a blunter blunt. Or a sharper blunt.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, good. You taught him something.”<\/p>\n
“My friends are looking for the black pharaoh, but unknown to them, I AM the black pharaoh! Since I am him, what should I keep from them?”<\/p>\n
“That’s because you’re dirt poor.”
\n“You think he has dirt?”
\n“It’s borrowed dirt.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, good. I don’t have to talk. Hildy, you’re up.”<\/p>\n
“What is the girdle?”
\n“Well, it’s a lady’s undergarment…”<\/p>\n
“And you get the feeling that ‘aid’ does not mean your monkey hatchet and shotgun.”
\n“Yeah, I know.”
\n“He means the Vickars and explosives…”<\/p>\n
“Well, he could tell us that anyway.”
\n“The problem is, Zahadi wouldn’t know.”<\/p>\n
“We didn’t annoy two people enough to get a third person to come.”<\/p>\n
“I’m playing the part of John tonight, apparently.”<\/p>\n
“Street of untrustworthy Frenchmen?”<\/p>\n
“Surprisingly, I haven’t decided he’s unwanted yet.”<\/p>\n
“The French embassy is never wrong. As we’ve been told by the French.”
\n“We’re never wrooooooooonnnnnnnggggg…”<\/p>\n
“I listen for a crash. Or the fall of a wine glass. Or a silent French fart.”<\/p>\n
“You know, if you wait until the 1970s to play Call of Cthulhu, they’re all wearing track suits. Red and black track suits.”<\/p>\n
“That’s my new heraldry: a Shoggoth rampant.”<\/p>\n
“We went through this before. I know what you’re thinking, and we went through exactly what you’re thinking right now. It’s not a lot of blood. We don’t have to kill anyone.”<\/p>\n
“Are you missing your girdle?”
\n“She wasn’t wearing one.”
\n“Well, of course not. Not in a simple shift.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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