“But it’s not as bad as the guy that turned into eels.”
\n<\/p>\n
“You know what? If you’re going to break into a place, at least have the courtesy to do it from above ground or not with magic.”<\/p>\n
“We have a wide variety of doom-like possibilities.”<\/p>\n
“Because I’m going to assume he’s acting with purpose – ”
\n“That I know what I’m doing?”
\n“I know it’s a bad assumption…”<\/p>\n
“Do I have a weird, creepy, there’s someone standing behind me feeling in my gut, or do I have a weird, creepy, there’s something wrong with that mirror feeling?”<\/p>\n
“Were we supposed to protect the people in here? I don’t remember why we’re here. I wasn’t paying attention. I was reading a ritual.”<\/p>\n
“Does leper vomit smell different from regular vomit…?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“We need to help them! We need to administer first and possibly second aid.”
\n“Among the many aids…”<\/p>\n
“Before I start administering any number of aids to these people, are they wearing cultist garb?”<\/p>\n
“Wait a minute. Did you just – did you just go through all of that, with the fake numbers and made-up numbers… just to say that the formula was wrong?!”<\/p>\n
“Oh, there it is! Custom Skill. It was under C… for Custom…”<\/p>\n
“If you find a bunch of 7s in your cat’s feet work, you’ve probably made up data.”<\/p>\n
“There was a puddle of bubbly goo.”
\n“Was that an 11 year old girl?”
\n“No, I think it was an old man with a scimitar…”<\/p>\n
“So you’ve got two, two and a half seconds to regret your life choices.”<\/p>\n
“Did you see that? He was protecting his sanity.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t know why you pointed at me for two deaths; I was only responsible for one.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to give a statement in Egyptian.”
\n“They ask that you stop, and that you speak in English.”<\/p>\n
“I was just passing by.”
\n“And why were you there?”
\n“I was visiting my friends in the market.”
\n“And you, madam?”
\n“I was on a stake-out.”<\/p>\n
“Is it an African or European rock?”<\/p>\n
“What? I’ve seen how mini terrain is made. So I have to assume that all fantasy planets are made of styrofoam and balsawood.”<\/p>\n
“It was the dog.”
\n“Oddly enough, it was stupidity. I decided to look at my fingernails and just… let go.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think we want to damage his sanity further.”
\n“Well… yes, she does.”<\/p>\n
“And if you happen to be down there guarding it, you get to fight a Cthonian!”
\n“And we’d die.”
\n“You might!”<\/p>\n
“That’s a kind of earthworm, right?”<\/p>\n
“So if you’re a planet, you can dodge, right?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I’m gonna say that if you orbit the sun, you’re part of the solar system.”
\n“I choose not to.”<\/p>\n
“The math becomes extraordinarily difficult if you’re the center of the universe.”<\/p>\n
“So we should stop him so we don’t get the job of striking his name from all existence.”
\n“Yeah, that’s a way harder job.”<\/p>\n
“Which fire are we referring to? There have been a lot of fwoomps.”<\/p>\n
“Our adversaries turn into bugs and eels. Who are you going to hire to go with you?”
\n“Stupid people!”<\/p>\n
“So what you’re saying is that during the ritual, you hold them crossed in front of your body, and Hildebrand shoots you in the back of the head.”<\/p>\n
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