“I should never be Plan A. I. SHOULD. NEVER. BE. PLAN. A.”
\n<\/p>\n
“You don’t understand. I’m literally going to die tonight unless I can siphon your essence. …That came out dirtier than I intended.”<\/p>\n
“There probably isn’t alcohol on the train.”
\n“That’s not a problem for me.”<\/p>\n
“We could just bring a winch.”
\n“They’re called women and they have *rights*!”<\/p>\n
“You must be a PC now.”
\n“Yes! I have finally achieved PC status.”<\/p>\n
“Tea and biscuits!”
\n“We can only get things in pairs!”<\/p>\n
“Never mind, he’s not there.”
\n“But if he was, he would be super-unhappy.”<\/p>\n
“‘Young William von Huge Villian’?”<\/p>\n
“Besides, you’re in the South. You get a honkie battery.”<\/p>\n
“You should stay here.”
\n“Why?”
\n“It’s dangerous. And we have no Wookies to send with you.”<\/p>\n
“It was sheer luck.”
\n“We don’t have any of that.”
\n“Speak for yourself.”
\n“I was speaking for me and Darryl, actually.”<\/p>\n
“If anything exciting happens, throw Stanley at it and hope he lives. I’ll be right back.”<\/p>\n
“Well, I didn’t want to endanger the sandwiches down in the pit.”
\n“The last thing you want is mythos-infused sandwiches.”<\/p>\n
“The sun has just risen over the horizon, gouging into your vision.”
\n“‘Pretty… sunrise…'”<\/p>\n
“Darryl has volunteered to be Tom Cruise.”<\/p>\n
“When you can’t figure out how to fit in a pun, just yell stuff out!”<\/p>\n
“Well, if one’s a girdle…”
\n“The other two are probably a bra and stockings.”<\/p>\n
“The thigh-highs of Neticris!”<\/p>\n
“Man, those ancient Egyptians took their furries seriously.”<\/p>\n
“Encounters with strange entities: twerking mummies…”<\/p>\n
“Yes, that’s what those little mini-fridges are for: losing things in the strands of time.”<\/p>\n
“Speaking of hard to understand: Bryan.”<\/p>\n
“Are you going to eat all of that?”
\n“I know many recipes…”<\/p>\n
“I know where Kacey’s going with this, and Kevin’s going, ‘That’s not in the book.'”<\/p>\n
“Is he applying from a Victorian boarding house?”<\/p>\n
“Well, as long as this is the failure side of the table… I’m in.”<\/p>\n
“We found six cots. I stole one of them. That’s why I was fired; I stole one of them.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the worst thing that happens – we learn even less? We’re currently learning nothing.”<\/p>\n
“It means more than it sounds like, but not by much.”<\/p>\n
“Did he just mutter squiggly-headed eagle?”
\n“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“Well, maybe in the future, we’ll have him go back in the past and write it down twice.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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