“It’s only a problem if he goes full Riff Raff.”
\n“You never go full Riff Raff.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I’m okay with doing this! It doesn’t bother me!”<\/p>\n
“I’m willing to be Stanley, but I need Bryan to say it’s okay.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t even start this. I was just here when it happened.”<\/p>\n
“But she’s Ancient Egyptian and he studdies Ancient Egypt.”<\/p>\n
“If the cats don’t follow us, we buy a dog. If they do follow us, we don’t.”<\/p>\n
“We’re not buying a mongoose.”
\n“I did not sign onto this plan.”<\/p>\n
“It just suggests places you can put the cats to annoy and persecute the PCs.”
\n“Okay, I’m not sad anymore.”<\/p>\n
“Cat! Bring forth your woman!”<\/p>\n
“Did you just try to Fast Talk the cats?”
\n“No, I tried to speak in Egyptian. I rolled a 100.”<\/p>\n
“And you said we weren’t meeting the role-playing standards…”<\/p>\n
“I’ve missed you guys.”
\n“He always seems to say that with tears in his eyes…”
\n“Well, there’s this thing called Stockholm Syndrome…”<\/p>\n
“Wait, he’s not an alien anymore?”
\n“Nope.”
\n“I AM Chinese.”<\/p>\n
“How did you train those cats to follow you?”
\n“I have a fish in my pocket.”<\/p>\n
“How badass is he?”
\n“So badass, you’ll throw your spinner to the ground.”<\/p>\n
“He’s probably closer to home than any of the rest of us.”
\n“Um. My home is 4 miles that way.”<\/p>\n
“That’s the failure side of the table – we’ve previously established this.”<\/p>\n
“You came back for the right episode, didn’t you?”<\/p>\n
“Do you want to see what happens?”
\n“Yes, I kinda do.”
\n“You really don’t.”<\/p>\n
“We could have a baker’s jihad of cats, which is one more than you need.”<\/p>\n
“Less surprising on a scale of ‘holy shit, that’s surprising’ is still pretty surprising.”<\/p>\n
“He chose to walk the crazy path.”
\n“He did follow the five of us into a dark tunnel with a bunch of cats.”<\/p>\n
“Is it going to catch on fire?”
\n“He’s never met Hildebrand, so his evaluation of that may not be accurate.”
\n“All chances are good.”<\/p>\n
“Five times ‘sweet Jesus’ is a strange kind of math, here.”<\/p>\n
“Definitely not at saggy goat teats, which could happen later.”
\n“Yeah, let’s not…”<\/p>\n
“Bob, this is Bast.”
\n“Joe.”
\n“No, Bast.”<\/p>\n
“That brings my Mythos up to 9.”
\n“That makes mine 49.”<\/p>\n
“That makes your max sanity… 50?”
\n“Yep.”
\n“What a perfectly balanced character.”
\n“Oh, it gets better: my luck is 49.”<\/p>\n
“The next one… ‘Bring for the faceless master of sand.'”
\n“Uhhh…”
\n“Yes!”<\/p>\n
“‘Call forth the lord of the riverbank’… and the dance.”<\/p>\n
“Who had ‘never’?”
\n“I did.”
\n“Well, you’ll probably win. But the bad thing is, nobody will be around to pay you.”<\/p>\n
“I’m starting the German nihilism movement early.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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