“What’s the DC equivalent of giant octopus logo?”
\n“Aquaman.”
\n<\/p>\n
“He has spent a lot of time and energy getting that kneecap fixed. Go for the other one.”<\/p>\n
“I’m against that plan. That plan took a steep left turn that I’m not comfortable with.”<\/p>\n
“You’re carrying a 14 foot ladder around all the time?”
\n“No, no I’m not.”
\n“You’re carrying it.”<\/p>\n
“I’m carrying a truck? That’s not fair!”<\/p>\n
“It was the alien that drove last time! I wasn’t even in control!”<\/p>\n
“You ask for keys and there was thunder. That’s not ominous.”<\/p>\n
“You can go on without me. It’s not like I’m doing anything except wreck the truck.”
\n“Hey, I helped.”<\/p>\n
“He was referring to the tea kit.”
\n“That’s not in the full kit. That’s in the minimal kit.”<\/p>\n
“You can bring barbed wire into the desert, but not tea?”<\/p>\n
“We have guns, we have explosives, we have charm and pick-pocketing. I think we’re good.”<\/p>\n
“There’s ways that would be really, really bad, but I still rolled a 98.”<\/p>\n
“Ask this guard to go to Algeria with me so we can speak French. That’s how it works, right? Take the NPC to another country, and they speak the language…”<\/p>\n
“Roll me to the other side of the car, please. I need cover.”<\/p>\n
“And you guys thought Australia was bad.”
\n“To be fair, it’s still in the lead.”<\/p>\n
“We met the entire pantheon of Elder Gods in Australia. We have a long way to go until it’s that bad.”<\/p>\n
“You’ve made it onto chart B!”<\/p>\n
“I succeed on a roll, and it’s *that one*.”<\/p>\n
“What, I don’t want to steal all the sex books?”
\n“No, you want to steal all the books and have sex with them.”<\/p>\n
“Let this be a warning to you: do not look into the box. When the abyss turns its beady eyestalks towards you, don’t look back.”<\/p>\n
“I have decided I no longer want to know what’s going on over there.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no. Someone was wise enough to suggest I buy hand grenades.”<\/p>\n
“That’s going to be a great story to tell the grandkids. ‘How did you meet?’ ‘I shot him.'”
\n“‘The first time.'”
\n“‘I shoot him again every anniversary.'”<\/p>\n
“Why is your cat ordering drinks in Egyptian?”
\n“Because he’s hungry!”
\n“Duh. Cat-a-tonic!”<\/p>\n
“You even render in fish, Jason.”<\/p>\n
“But you get to keep your axe AND your fingers!”<\/p>\n
“The shot goes in, and there’s a moment of uncertainty… then there’s a vaguely jackal-shaped column of fire.”
\n“Does that count for Africa, or do we need to find a building?”<\/p>\n
“What about my skills on setting undead jackals on fire?”
\n“I am impressed.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t have to believe it. I just need you to not giggle.”<\/p>\n
“…Not necessarily interested in them for archaeological purposes, but for… recreational purposes.”
\n“Recreational mummies?”<\/p>\n
“If you’re going to steal things, remind me to teach you how.”
\n“Okay!”<\/p>\n
“Hasty.”
\n“One could make that assumption.”
\n“One already has.”<\/p>\n
“One has already played through half this damned book.”<\/p>\n
“Alas, the scrolls were completely legible. We read them, then we burned them.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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