“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.”
\n“The what?”
\n“Parliament.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Or he has a really solid poker face and he’s trying not to react.”
\n“Mmmm… nope.”<\/p>\n
“And decided that maybe she wasn’t as crazy as we thought.”
\n“Well, let’s not go that far.”<\/p>\n
“Now, if it’s a plant-based snake, I might have a chance.”<\/p>\n
“Are you sure this time?”
\n“I’m positive. I checked my character sheet this time.’<\/p>\n
“Oh, he’s from the Village?”
\n“He’s one of the People?”
\n“Yeah, I’m the firefighter!”<\/p>\n
“Were you here the day we shot that guard?”
\n“We’ve shot a lot of people.”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god. I’ve made so many bad decisions already.”<\/p>\n
“Do you want knife wounds? Because this is how you get knife wounds.”<\/p>\n
“Did he stab you?”
\n“Well, yes, but he didn’t attack me. It was more medicinal than that.”<\/p>\n
“You can’t drive to America.”
\n“Not with that attitude, you can’t.”<\/p>\n
“So… are there two sets of restraints or just one?”<\/p>\n
“The best part of Australia was not London.”
\n“Mmmmmmm… it kinda was.”<\/p>\n
“So now you have two unconscious men in a secluded tent.”
\n“Don’t look at me! I steal shit!”<\/p>\n
“The sun never sets on the Empire.”
\n“That’s because we keep picking places that are fucking hot!”<\/p>\n
“You don’t think there was any chance your friend was just… papercut?”<\/p>\n
“She’s a medium, so she just opens herself up and lets other people do the thinking.”<\/p>\n
“See how easily that flows? Can we just stop being pedantic?”<\/p>\n
“So… who am I?”
\n“That’s a valid question.”<\/p>\n
“I am neither Chinese nor dangerous.”
\n“Mummies would disagree.”
\n“Mummies don’t get a vote.”
\n“Mummies and fire safety experts would disagree.”<\/p>\n
“Smelling salts would be the preferred method instead of assaulting me in the face!”<\/p>\n
“Because once you were unconscious, you weren’t – ”
\n“Perfectly reasonable and doing what I was supposed to do?”<\/p>\n
“Whew. It’s an Earth camera… it’s an Earth camera…”<\/p>\n
“He hears kidnapping, I say put him in a better position.”<\/p>\n
“No, I think we’ve pretty much got the market cornered on doing things wrong.”<\/p>\n
“Because you don’t go to a knife fight with nothing…”
\n“But you do go to a knife fight with chloroform.”<\/p>\n
“But my companions do have a regrettable fondness for chloroform.”<\/p>\n
“You guys are talking about the SCALPEL. That’s not a knife!”<\/p>\n
“We wanted you to remain persuasive by not being burdened with unnecessary facts.”<\/p>\n
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