“If we were in South America, we could order from Amazon!”
\n<\/p>\n
“If it comes to that, we’re going back to London. Not the one under Australia.”<\/p>\n
“This is where it got weird, because I was here and then I wasn’t.”
\n“THIS is where it got weird?”<\/p>\n
“Time is more like a metaphor, then?”
\n“It may be for you.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t believe the back door is public space… You have to tickle its chin.”<\/p>\n
“What would you say to a lover’s spat?”
\n“We are not lovers, sir.”
\n“Horrified?”<\/p>\n
“To be fair, we’ve had some fairly sophisticated explosions.”<\/p>\n
“…Why are you here?”
\n“Why do I trust you?”
\n“Wait, we trust him?”<\/p>\n
“Do you believe he knows what chloroform smells like?”<\/p>\n
“Tryst bus.”
\n“That’s a whole other kind of bus.”<\/p>\n
“Only I’m not driving.”
\n“We can arrange that. We have more chloroform.”<\/p>\n
“How are we going to be stealthy if you keep getting your name put on buildings?”
\n“Oh, I don’t put my name on buildings. I’m not allowed to. I have a fake name for that.”<\/p>\n
“Why would he write that all down?”
\n*from two ends of the table* “Because he was dictating.”<\/p>\n
“I cannot help it if you won’t go to the clerics. Not my problem.”<\/p>\n
“He was tired of horses breaking the mood, so he invented a horseless carriage just to show them.”<\/p>\n
“If I’m carrying the fricking tools, I’m going to use the fricking tools.”<\/p>\n
“Do you want me to say the words while you’re touching it?”
\n“That sounds like a great idea… That sounds like a TERRIBLE IDEA.”<\/p>\n
“My 89 seems way less bad, now.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know if I would trust a raccoon with my money.”<\/p>\n
“What sort of art form do you want to fear later?”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t come from the end of time just to die in a hole in the ground.”<\/p>\n
“You know what the best part is? Your character doesn’t know how bad a shot I am.”<\/p>\n
“But brass knuckles against a cat god doesn’t seem… smart.”<\/p>\n
“She attempts to dodge by essentially putting her eye up to the hole of the shotgun. ‘What’s in there, I wonder?'”<\/p>\n
“Remember when I failed the listen roll earlier? It’s because I have permanent tinnitus.”<\/p>\n
“He’s in a better place now.”
\n“I don’t think so.”
\n“And now he will no longer complain about his leg.”<\/p>\n
“If only you had a dirigible and the ability to see through sand.”<\/p>\n
“Do you need a flare?”
\n“I need an adult!”<\/p>\n
“Wait, didn’t you say don’t split the party? YOU said don’t split the party.”
\n“And then both of your characters left the party.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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