“[The bear trap] would reach almost to our waists…”
\n
\n“…take a human form and swat at you?”
\n“…Swat?”<\/p>\n
“Uh…\u00a0 you’re not Gothy enough to summon crows.”<\/p>\n
“Next character, halfling real estate agent…”<\/p>\n
“It’s now hovering over the pit.\u00a0 You know what to do.”<\/p>\n
“Meh.\u00a0 They’re elves.\u00a0 What are they going to do, be androgynous at us?”<\/p>\n
“Who ever put a square of protection around anything?”<\/p>\n
“Smarmoset??”<\/p>\n
“He turned into a glowy little eidolon of love…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to try to make a doll, as a human child might play with.\u00a0 So, y’know, I’m going to leave the beard off…”<\/p>\n
“What are these things at the end of my arms?\u00a0 WHAT ARE THESE THINGS AT THE END OF MY ARMS?!”<\/p>\n
“He’s become one of us, Kevin.\u00a0 He’s got a knife and he just wants to cut something.”<\/p>\n
“I know what turns a hand into a fist!”
\n“…Tendons?”
\n“Yes, generally.”
\n*pause*\u00a0 “Penguins?”<\/p>\n
“I think my pony was soaking up my mojo.”<\/p>\n
“Consecrate doesn’t work against the unsightly.”<\/p>\n
“The chalupacabra?”<\/p>\n
“Oh.\u00a0 All the stuff he does in Eskimo parts?”<\/p>\n
“Is that your expression helmet?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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