“For the KCA, which is the ‘doesn’t read like it sounds’ Central Association.'”
\n<\/p>\n
“As a seer, you’re all over the map.”<\/p>\n
“You should have written it down.”
\n“Or tried being sober.”<\/p>\n
“I may undermine your belligerence.”<\/p>\n
“I’m trying not to think about this too hard.”
\n“Oh, I’m thinking very hard about it.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not going to say we didn’t screw up, because that’s going a step too far.”<\/p>\n
“We do that on the way! The sign of a functional drunk is being able to walk and throw up at the same time.”<\/p>\n
“And everyone thinks she’s dead anyway, so all we’re doing is making the past accurate.”<\/p>\n
“The expedition was 5 years ago. How do we know the baby hasn’t happened?”
\n“Oh, you know, god babies – they take like 6 or 7 years to happen.”<\/p>\n
“Before we recruit him, we should make sure he’s okay with punching pregnant ladies.”
\n“We should perhaps limit our list of pregnant ladies to those carrying the offspring of gods.”
\n“Or under Australia.”<\/p>\n
“You are welcome to some of my blood, but it’s 90% alcohol. I mean, 90% blood. I mean 10% alcohol – it’s like 10 proof.”<\/p>\n
“I talked to a priest once. You can’t balance out that way. It doesn’t balance back to innocent.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t believe in coincidence.”
\n“I believe I’m stuck in the door.”
\n“That’s okay – you’re not going anywhere.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve made sure no one stole the car.”
\n“Or that if someone stole the car, they stole you with it.”<\/p>\n
“So, I mean, if there are any looters, I can… totally be one of those.”<\/p>\n
“They’re herbivores, they produce methane gas, there was a lightning strike… flaming elephant.”<\/p>\n
“I will take my chameleon against your elephant gun any day!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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