“So there was a little fire.”
\n“Yes! There was a little fire.”
\n<\/p>\n
“And I’m off follow the proprietor of the former shop.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right, I got some respect for you now!”<\/p>\n
“I am not equipped to do this. I am an incendiary waiting to happen.”<\/p>\n
“Not you! Our guide, not our drunk!”
\n“I know this city as well as he does! I know where all the cheap bars are!”<\/p>\n
“You just gained a chunk of respect from me, and now you’re just shave… shave… shave…”<\/p>\n
“Have you ever seen someone vomit out their own liver? It was not a pleasant experience.”<\/p>\n
“I chose to help people and put out the fire, and that was a worse life choice.”
\n“I started the fire…”<\/p>\n
“So you combine poor life choices with masterful dice rolling…”<\/p>\n
“We’re not just doing this out of order to confuse everybody?”
\n“I’m not.”
\n“I am…”<\/p>\n
“This is not the strangest place we’ve found a piece of London, so just go with it.”<\/p>\n
“Firing a shotgun at someone, and then throwing the shotgun at them in anger… is that rude?”<\/p>\n
“I got a fifteen. That’s pretty close to one…”<\/p>\n
“Just try not to kill anyone.”
\n“I try. Every day. Every single day.”<\/p>\n
“The bills in South Africa are extremely cheap, especially when you’re a maggot farmer.”
\n“…Good to know.”
\n“No. No it’s not.”<\/p>\n
“If you’re gonna knock, you do it from the front door, not their broken skylight!”
\n“That’s the best way to tell them their skylight is broken!”
\n“Quiet skylights are for sneaking in!”<\/p>\n
“I was completely prepared to botch that completely and Benny Hill my way down onto the table.”
\n“We were waiting for that too.”<\/p>\n
“‘I burned down a whole city block, but I’m gonna pay for this teacup!'”<\/p>\n
“Where’s the telegraph office?”
\n“Please don’t tell anyone about our antics.”<\/p>\n
“Look, a fire trap can be one of two things: a trap made of fire or an extremely flammable thing.”<\/p>\n
“Doctor… Carpenter… They’re almost the same. They both involve cutting things apart and putting them back together.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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