“To be fair, a slide is the equivalent of infinity buttons.”
\n“That’s why they can’t do what I’m asking them to do. It’s infinity buttons.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I did have 53 rounds of elephant gun ammunition.”
\n“That’s it?”
\n“And you said he was prepared.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the second book I’ve ever read. So odds are, given my lifestyle, it’s the last book I’ll ever read.”<\/p>\n
“We set him on fire.”
\n“No… not on purpose.”<\/p>\n
“Look, there have been three fires since you all arrived here, and I’m having trouble keeping track of which one is which.”
\n“The one that backfired.”<\/p>\n
“If you don’t mind, what were you doing in Browntown where the fire happened?”
\n“Working on his tan?”<\/p>\n
“I’m not sure if I want to have done this, but I’ve impaled my Mythos skill.”<\/p>\n
“As far as this group is concerned, it doesn’t have a lock – but it has a lock.”<\/p>\n
“Uh, you didn’t wander off. When you heard someone barreling into the bar, you left.”
\n“Wandered off… left… whatever.”<\/p>\n
“The problem I’m having right now is that the best way to sneak into a military outpost is to cause a giant distraction, but the only distraction I can come up with is to set a fire, and I think maybe I’ve set enough fires in this town.”<\/p>\n
“Since when is necromancy a drug? I mean, it’s a fun way to spend the afternoon…”<\/p>\n
“Is smelling bad a form of communication?”
\n“I was reading a 40k book today. There were some weird things.”<\/p>\n
“His Majesty’s only given me so much shot, and I need more.”
\n“What caliber do you use?”<\/p>\n
“‘Let’s follow the batshit crazy guy to the cultists. Don’t worry, the drunk guy knows the spell.'”<\/p>\n
“Buying new friends with ammo.”
\n“Yeah, but I thought we might buy new friends with money, too.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I took it! I wanted the frontal lobe. I mean, some other schmuck out there has a lobotomized dollar.”<\/p>\n
“It’s because I’m here. I’m a natural fire retardant.”
\n“Which is surprising, because of the alcohol.”<\/p>\n
“They kind of went through Nairobi to death… or to the Black Mountain, whichever sounds better.”<\/p>\n
“So next time we start a campaign, order the dirigible first, THEN go world-hopping.”<\/p>\n
“You did say uniform; you didn’t happen to say what kind. This one happens to be schoolgirl.”<\/p>\n
“He’s a bit of a loose cannon, rolling around the deck of our ship.”<\/p>\n
“This bar has everyhing I need.”
\n“Gutters have everything you need.”
\n“No… gutters don’t have bartenders.”<\/p>\n
“Through some manner of magic, he’s managed to procure a meeting at half ten tomorrow morning.”
\n“That’s fantastic. He’ll be asleep for it, then.”<\/p>\n
“This is where we’re going to put the brakes on this monstrosity…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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