“Yeah, but if he was gonna be offended by me, he could smell me at the door.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Dude was mentioned all the way back in New York City? And we just noticed? We are on top of our game.”<\/p>\n
“Ugh, I’m going to have to look up my notes for a character that’s unconscious and in another city…”<\/p>\n
“He’s looking at you like you performed a specific act on a very small chicken.”<\/p>\n
“And since he’s not bringing it up and we’re not bringing it up, and the conversation is going way off the rails.”<\/p>\n
“That’s how you get toasts: body count.”<\/p>\n
“I rationalized taking the money as a cover story, not because it’s *money.*”<\/p>\n
“Oh, god. It’s been three hours and she’s still blowing the whistle…”<\/p>\n
“We’re going as fast as we can, with the loss of steam from the whistle.”<\/p>\n
“Nurses?”
\n“Rare.”
\n“Orderlies?”
\n“None.”
\n“Tomatoes?”
\n“Four.”<\/p>\n
“Where was your comma there? Was that ‘check that bitch,’ or was that ‘check that, bitch?'”<\/p>\n
“If you’re going to be assisting with defending our associate, please be properly armed.”<\/p>\n
“Is it advisable to transport an unconscious person across a rioting city?”
\n“No. That’s why we’re going to make sure we can get to the train…”<\/p>\n
“There’s still the remains of the last person, who was apparently not as cautious as you.”<\/p>\n
“I’m more running up to witness what’s going on.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, she’s a fine red mist.”
\n“Yeah, thank you for lining up that shot for me…”<\/p>\n
“I will go into the bathroom at the train station and lock the door.”
\n“Which bathroom?”<\/p>\n
“I am someone I chose in Cairo as, ‘that’s who I want to be,’ and is not someone in this town, so I don’t run across a guy that sees himself and thinks, ‘that’s me, I’m going to shoot me.'”<\/p>\n
“You should be able to tell how long you’ve been out by whether your bodily fluids have dried yet…”<\/p>\n
“Just give me a number here… followed by a unit.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe there’s a cannibal that flosses?”<\/p>\n
“I was gonna let the teeth thing go, man, but those shoes…”<\/p>\n
“I am, in fact, your friend Ibano.”
\n“Who?”
\n“Yes, I know you never bothered to learn my name.”<\/p>\n
“This is a quiet conversation between two sneaky adults, okay?”<\/p>\n
“And they’re super-unreliable. I mean, we left the city to the NPCs, and it went to hell in 15 hours.”<\/p>\n
“No, I gave the gun to the sane guy. HE gave the gun to the crazy guy.”<\/p>\n
“Well, at least they can’t commit murder-suicide.”<\/p>\n
“Does this ledger smell like chloroform to – no, I’m mixing my metaphors.”<\/p>\n
only address in the ledger in Nairobi is Tandoor Singh<\/p>\n
“We have… like… 11% of a plan.”
\n“It’s more like 7% of a plan.”<\/p>\n
“I have mythomania and a very high fast talk, so it’s very unlikely that anything I say is true.”<\/p>\n
“And it’s not ours, is it?”
\n“No. Hence the word ‘commandeered.'”
\n“It’s not like that’s stopped us before.”<\/p>\n
“Oh. I wasn’t saying we should take his blood because he’s innocent. I just figured we could use it later.”<\/p>\n
“Surely there has to be, like, a sidebar that says how to tell if their blood is pure.”<\/p>\n
“How are we going to carry the blood without the baby?”
\n“In a jar!”<\/p>\n
“You can tell how well the party is progressing, because the actions of the current party would make the original party have to make a sanity check.”<\/p>\n
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