“You are the mast of everything situation.”
\n“My horse wrote that.\u00a0 He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Your dog is not a dyslexic, confused deity.”<\/p>\n
“Your Majesty, why?\u00a0 Why do you want your horse to have Appraise?”
\n“Because he’s more intelligent than me!”<\/p>\n
“Didn’t I mention that my horse was going to retire and become a diplomat?”<\/p>\n
“That has got to be the pimpin’est kobold I’ve ever seen.”<\/p>\n
“No… I took invisibility.\u00a0 Because that always works for me…”<\/p>\n
“My god, they’re writing in fish.”<\/p>\n
“And on your way down, tear him up, son.”
\n“We’re going to coat you in jalepeno.”<\/p>\n
“There is no rank of phlegm, your majesty.”<\/p>\n
“Why do you want one rank of soldiers to be phlegm?”<\/p>\n
“He was the one feeding them vodka like they were cheerleaders…”<\/p>\n
“The problem was, they often chilled the bats, and some of them didn’t defrost properly…”<\/p>\n
“I DID almost get my horse the Ride skill…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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