“Technically, I could see two more episodes, if everybody…”
\n“Have you met us?”
\n<\/p>\n
“He was Nyarlathotep all along!”
\n“That is word for word what I was about to say.”<\/p>\n
“Break his face!”
\n“It’s only made of porcelain – hit it with a stick!”<\/p>\n
“Our track record at bring things back that we’ve borrowed is… not good.”
\n“That’s just a justification to practice!”<\/p>\n
“I think that stealing horses would be among the minor crimes being committed in this town.”<\/p>\n
“I think you’re asking the wrong people about keys.”<\/p>\n
“As you exit the perimeter… driving in the city is kind of difficult, thanks to debris, people, horrible cannibals… monsters…”<\/p>\n
“Clearly, it’s the rare Kenyan burrowing goat.”
\n“Let’s say that if it was a gopher, it would be about the size of a child.”<\/p>\n
“The last children I saw, I shot.”
\n“You’re a terrible nanny!”<\/p>\n
“So they’re burrowing children.”
\n“Yes.”
\n“I’ve been to the beach; I’ve seen this happen.”<\/p>\n
“I made my pun roll.”<\/p>\n
“So with a 10% mechanical repair, I’ll most likely set myself on fire.”
\n“Yes, but it will be spectacular.”<\/p>\n
“So how many animal heads were on the walls?”
\n“Think man cave gone wrong?”<\/p>\n
“I’m just keeping the whiskey safe… inside me…”<\/p>\n
“I have to make one stop and then I’m ready to go.”
\n“What’s the stop?”
\n“Bathroom.”
\n“Liqour cabinet.”<\/p>\n
“I have my whiskey in one hand and my rifle in the other; what can go wrong?”
\n“…I’d rather you had two hands on the rifle.”<\/p>\n
“Nope, no mines here!”
\n“Because plugging your ears made all the difference?”
\n“Well, it’s going to be loud.”<\/p>\n
“It’s only a hundred yards out.”
\n“So we’re driving? That’s a long way.”<\/p>\n
“Sticking the gun in the hole, with the shotgun right behind.”<\/p>\n
“You notice how there are only two members of the original party left?”<\/p>\n
“African burrowing goats? Pretty sure you guys made that up.”<\/p>\n
“Why is that goat wearing pants?”
\n“He’s wearing cloth diapers, because if you’re keeping a goat in your house, regular diapers aren’t environmentally sound.”<\/p>\n
“A solid combination: dynamite, fire, a shovel, guns, and booze.”<\/p>\n
“Great, I’m the only one awake upstairs.”
\n“There’s Silent Joe!”
\n“You’ll be the first person he’ll tell if something goes wrong.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no. This is a conversation that doesn’t even occur to me until after they leave.”<\/p>\n
“So how do you know that?”
\n“So, when I was in Burma…”
\n“Oh, wait. I forgot that you don’t ask that.”<\/p>\n
“Can you see them? I ask the chameleon, because that’s my life.”<\/p>\n
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