“I stack some staples on the door…”
\n“No, no, those are too small. At least use nails.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I will go upstairs to make sure that the guy ignoring everything else to read the book – ”
\n” – In the middle of the hallway – ”
\n” – In the middle of the hallway doesn’t have a knife in his back.”<\/p>\n
“I will look for open doors… partially closed doors… something that says ‘I’m a monster and snuck in here and didn’t politely close the doors.'”<\/p>\n
“You know, it’s in really bad condition, but at least you have a copy of the Necronomicon.”<\/p>\n
“Stupid hunting lodge.”
\n“Yeah, you know, now that you think about it, there is that one rhinoceros head…”<\/p>\n
“Do you speak Arabic? From you time with the pirates or whatever?”
\n“I’ve experienced Arabic…”
\n“Was it a good experience? Would you care to relive it?”<\/p>\n
“It may just be an otherworldly thing that just wants to give us a book, in which case we should read it. If it’s a monster, then it could be a trap.”<\/p>\n
“And I’ve gone cross-eyed.”
\n“I’m going to build a Mythos flowchart. It’ll be amazing.”<\/p>\n
[After a long, winding discussion of whether we should read the tattered, dirty book]
\n“So we should definitely drink the iocaine powder.”<\/p>\n
“…This has ceased to be funny.”<\/p>\n
“I’m actually more looking forward to running away from the countryside full of monsters…”<\/p>\n
“They’re right below the window.”
\n“But they’re not in the car.”
\n“…You’re an idiot.”<\/p>\n
“The way I see it, we have three options: set the house on fire, go back to sleep, or freak out like the boys.”
\n“I could go for a cup of tea…”<\/p>\n
“It has been my experience that demon dogs and creepy fucking children – neither of them are here to protect us.”<\/p>\n
“Why do they hide the words inside the sanity roll?”<\/p>\n
“You have a fear of large things.”
\n“Oh, that won’t come back to bite me later.”<\/p>\n
“Uh, we had decided not to burn this place down because we were inside it.”
\n“It’s daylight. We don’t have to be inside it.”<\/p>\n
“Burn this motherfucker down. If I have learned anything from studying this group, it’s that that’s the answer.”<\/p>\n
“So, we are…?”
\n“Making more bad decisions.”<\/p>\n
“We seem to be in surprising agreement.”
\n“We all wrote down the same list.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not on fire?”
\n“Yeah, we just got here.”<\/p>\n
“I will bolster his argument with a Thompson submachine gun.”<\/p>\n
“So how about we not aim the guns until after he fails.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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