“Wait, are we adopting zombie children now? Don’t say yes… don’t say yes…”<\/p>\n
“So do we know how – I’m not hugging a corpse. I’m just putting that out there right now.”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to point out that I’m the one that was just talking about people who should be in comas talking to me.”
\n“I wasn’t going to judge.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I don’t take notes.”
\n“That’s why I take inadequate notes.”
\n<\/p>\n
“What is your plan?”
\n“Well, first we need babies…”<\/p>\n
“We need people who are untainted. I am not one of them.”<\/p>\n
“Nails is a person. We’re not gonna hammer him into the ground.”<\/p>\n
“We’ll just strap a wicker basket to the top of the tank…”
\n“We don’t have a tank!”
\n“Do we have a wicker basket?”<\/p>\n
“It’s not even 12% of a plan. It’s like 0% of a plan.”
\n“It’s like -3% of a plan.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t want to let me make the plan, because the plan will then involve making British Intelligence operatives out of ghoul children.”<\/p>\n
“That sounds crazy… I don’t know where I’m going with this.”<\/p>\n
“Started off with a story, ended up with a sentence.”<\/p>\n
“These human dentures work great!”<\/p>\n
“I’m afraid he’s currently under arrest for assaulting an officer.”
\n“Us taking him won’t improve his situation.”<\/p>\n
“So I looked up a dram to see how much it was, and a dram is equal to three scruples.”
\n“Oh, we have no scruples.”<\/p>\n
“I appreciate that you think I could come up with a more horrible plan than stealing a baby from a hospital.”<\/p>\n
“I mean, I’ve done the math, and I feel like you have to be at least 92.”
\n“I’m pretty sure some of his stories overlap in time.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, we need a nanny – you were a nanny. We need a guide – you were a guide. We got a drunk – you’re a drunk.”
\n“So you’ve made me completely redundant.”<\/p>\n
“We’re gonna need an offroad pram.”<\/p>\n
“My blood is not innocent.”
\n“But definitely full of anti-coagulants.”<\/p>\n
“Keep your eyes out for a baby while you’re wandering around the hospital looking for a doctor. I mean, don’t take it, but note where it is.”<\/p>\n
“I get some top-shelf ether.”
\n“As opposed to the stuff he’s been carrying around in his coat for who knows how long.”<\/p>\n
“How are you going to get the blood out of the child? With the DOCTOR?”
\n“With a hypodermic needle…?”<\/p>\n
“All five babies in here are stone-staring sane. They are so sane, they’re coming out the other end.”<\/p>\n
“What makes you think he’s going to do this?”
\n“Chicago typewriter.”<\/p>\n
“So… intimidation.”
\n“Yes.”
\n“I’m very charming.”
\n“So good cop, bad cop?”<\/p>\n
“More to the point, if the 60 armed men with us do not want to go into the village… we’re not going into the village.”<\/p>\n
“This is not a good book. This is not a friendly book. This is the first book of spells written by a mortal…”<\/p>\n
“As everyone steps over it, they get a certain watery feeling in their guts, but beyond that – and a certain desire to urinate – no ill effects.”<\/p>\n
“Please do not bring monsters here.”
\n“That would be foolish. And we are not foolish.”
\n“Welllll…”<\/p>\n
“So there is something large and dangerous in the area.”
\n“…Yeah there is.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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