“That is not how I present myself to a tree.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Someone comes walking at me out of a tree, and I will hand them my card. I’m not a person to judge where someone lives.”<\/p>\n
“I remember us saying let’s wrap this up real quick, and apparently…”
\n“That was the key to you shutting off for the evening?”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to the edge of the edge of the bad decision-making.”<\/p>\n
“This is the interception of confused.”<\/p>\n
“Just running, not screaming.”<\/p>\n
“Serpentine!”
\n“It already is!”<\/p>\n
“On the bright side, this counts as combat, so it won’t take long to wear off.”<\/p>\n
“Alice, violence is the only answer.”
\n“Isn’t that the one you always get?”
\n“It’s her go-to insanity.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t like the tree. I’m gonna go kill the tree.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the plan, ma’am?”
\n“I’m going to kill the tree.”
\n“I think it’s dead, ma’am. It hasn’t grown a single leaf.”
\n“Then it will burn nicely.”<\/p>\n
“I want to be the best me I can be.”
\n“So… sober?”
\n“I believe the best me I can be is half-drunk.”<\/p>\n
“Are we off the desecrated ground, making a camp?”
\n“Why? There’s a campfire burning in the middle.”
\n“Actually, the tree burned out really quickly.”<\/p>\n
“The best I can do is, ‘No, I can still see you. No, I can still see you.'”
\n“You don’t look like a tree… no, even if you hold your arms out.”<\/p>\n
“So what are you all going to do?”
\n“Shoot them.”
\n“Keep walking.”
\n“Wait to see if I should shoot them.”
\n“Make occasional attempts to convince him to go back.”
\n“So… the usual, then.”<\/p>\n
“I am extorting them to victory.”<\/p>\n
“Nice victory you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.”<\/p>\n
“How do you feel about walking all the way around the blighted land now?”<\/p>\n
“You no longer participate in combat – you just stand around and shout at people?”
\n“Yeah.”<\/p>\n
“You want to help?”
\n“I’m not done shooting things.”<\/p>\n
“This is now mine. It’s been in my guts.”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a competition to see who can fail it the most.”<\/p>\n
“I take it reverently.”
\n“It’s wet and furry.”
\n“That’s okay.”<\/p>\n
“Hilariously, the witch doctor has drawn all over her face. Hilariously, the witch doctor has drawn all over his face.”
\n“So… are we talking dicks and dots?”<\/p>\n
“How big is it?”
\n“About the size of an opened chipmunk.”<\/p>\n
“I poke it with my foot. Because that’s what I do.”
\n“Until we start calling you stumpy.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, primate gorillas or military guerillas?”
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