“To be fair, I never cared if I could read my notes.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Doesn’t the book have instructions?!”
\n“No!”
\n“Look, I’ve spent half this game with spells that I don’t know what they do…”<\/p>\n
“The hole is big enough.”
\n“But not too big.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, wait – am I going to die in a hole again?!”<\/p>\n
“Sam, Nails, two truckloads… is a truckload twelve?”<\/p>\n
“This is the most complex casting of a spell in Call of Cthulhu.”
\n“No, we can make it more complex…”
\n“Well, there is a drunkard in charge.”<\/p>\n
5 pts of power<\/p>\n
“I smell like an inverted chipmunk.”
\n“And an unwashed alcoholic.”<\/p>\n
“They’ve not just seen things – they’ve been things.”<\/p>\n
“We only got 4 sanity for saving 53 children? Baloney! Children are worth more than that!”
\n“You can get more than that on the black market!”<\/p>\n
“So my two great fears are that I will open the cage too early or I will open the cage too late.”
\n“So open the cage at the right time.”<\/p>\n
“So are we heading off to kill the pregnant woman?”
\n“Yep. Let’s do it.”
\n“I’ve never killed a god before.”
\n“Especially not one in utero.”<\/p>\n
“So the drunken man has no problem [climbing the mountain]…”<\/p>\n
“I… found an incision. I don’t have another word for it.”<\/p>\n
“Step one: lose your sanity in a Call of Cthulhu adventure. Step two: write a Call of Cthulhu adventure.”<\/p>\n
“…I think I can hear how bad it smells.”<\/p>\n
“On the opposite wall, you see a fifteen foot tall – ”
\n“Nope.”
\n“I already don’t like it.”
\n” – Tentacular – ”
\n“Nope.”
\n“It’s a ladder, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“Oh good, another fanged maw. Oh, wait, that last one was a gaping maw.”<\/p>\n
“Seeing his friend slowly gunned down, he dodges.”<\/p>\n
“Take in the loving detail!”
\n“They wrote actual good words in here! I want to try to use them.”<\/p>\n
“Uhh… I have an Enfield slung over my shoulder and a shot… cup… in my hand. I have a drink with a narcotic chaser.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I didn’t figure that the people we brought with us were morons. We’re the morons.”<\/p>\n
“No, I like the fact that you’re in English yelling ‘kill that one in Swahili.'”<\/p>\n
“It happens even to the bad guys.”
\n“That’s because it’s my shotgun.”<\/p>\n
“She starts to something in Swahili, but whatever it was, we’ll never know.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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