“All right, let’s fuck this up. Because I have realistic expectations.”
\n<\/p>\n
“I can try to talk the lady into not giving birth…”<\/p>\n
“Spend the luck!”
\n“That would put me at 5.”
\n“It wouldn’t be the lowest…”<\/p>\n
“I have no skill for this and my dice hate me, so…”<\/p>\n
“I’ve still got more hit points than luck or sanity, so I’ve got that going for me.”<\/p>\n
“All I have to say is, we know who’s winning this game, and it’s the dice.”<\/p>\n
“Those are my high dice.”
\n“Why did you give them to me?”
\n“Because they could not possibly be worse than what yours were rolling.”<\/p>\n
“Cackling is now optional.”<\/p>\n
“It’s like a reverse nesting doll!”<\/p>\n
“How big is it?”
\n“It is three feet by three feet by seven feet.”
\n“Okay, so ignore my suggestion to swallow it.”<\/p>\n
“Are there any armed cultists?”
\n“All of them! Well, all but one – we saw that arm go flying.”<\/p>\n
“Only one of us is eating cultists for size and power.”
\n“Speak for yourself!”<\/p>\n
“Do you think Hue breathes fire?”
\n“I don’t know. You can ask her.”
\n“She’s your dragon!”<\/p>\n
“I turned the wheel to the opposite side from Nyarlathotep and said, ‘That one.'”
\n“Probably would have been a good idea to specify something that isn’t angry at humans.”
\n“Yep. But I’m crazy.”<\/p>\n
“Was that a good idea?”
\n“I can’t imagine.”<\/p>\n
“Every one of us ended up insane or dead.”
\n“Isn’t that where we’re going?”<\/p>\n
“I can shoot the fingers coming out of the wall. Maybe I’ll give it a hangnail.”<\/p>\n
“Bereft of the energy to keep it in the world, Nyarlathotep departs your world.”
\n“Did you expect that to happen?”
\n“No. No I did not.”<\/p>\n
“Never let it be said that Shahdara-Phan isn’t polite.”<\/p>\n
“Technically, you’re going to be the next villain.”<\/p>\n
“They just keep… freaking… dodging. It’s like you’re not firing ammo anymore. You’re firing hate.”<\/p>\n
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